Sometimes I want to reach out and help people struggling with depression, but then I remember most people ain't shit. We live in a society that thrives on popularizing negativity and evil, using each other and stepping on others to reach our goals. And for those reasons, among many, I wish to be left alone. I detach myself, and here I am doing it again. Pretending to be depressed isn't cute, glamorizing depression isn't therapeutic, seeking vain attention for your depression isn't okay. I hate people...
Hahaha. Omg. I love you too, honeydip! π
Hi! I don't know your instagram so can you post some of your music here? I'd love to hear it, you're a beautiful man! Thanks ~
Thank you, sweetheart! I got you! βΊοΈ
Here's one of my favorite songs that I did a cover version of a while back. It's very nostalgic for me & the story of a broken heart, being led on, is something I'm sure a lot of people can relate to. Enjoy! πΆ
Tell your favorite person in the world you love them, tomorrow isn't promised...
Good morning, early birds!
Rise and shine, tired eyes!
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@ask-auggie-gloopy damn you alright? π
Wait when Augustus fell in your chocolate river you said it was hot chocolate right?
Yes, hot melted chocolate. Oddly enough, I think he got the worst of it. Could have left him with some serious burns. He did tell me that he now has skin discoloration from the chocolate peeling off in pieces with layers of his skin, and now he's afraid of Wonka bars. Haha! Can you imagine?!
That's what you get for being greedy.βοΈπ
Wait when Augustus fell in your chocolate river you said it was hot chocolate right?
Yes, hot melted chocolate. Oddly enough, I think he got the worst of it. Could have left him with some serious burns. He did tell me that he now has skin discoloration from the chocolate peeling off in pieces with layers of his skin, and now he's afraid of Wonka bars. Haha! Can you imagine?!
That's what you get for being greedy.βοΈπ
Can you post a throwback pleeeease? πππ
Of course!
Aight Bubbles its time to dip out her crib πππ
WHY DO I HAVE A DANCING BIRD IN MY KITCHEN???
Sis serving ππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌ
Ok so first of all hi @thewillywonka , I love your blog! lol
"Don't you know? The Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight is the best chocolate bar ever made!"
Yes. I did it. I tapped into my inner Wonka and recreated the Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight. And a solid milk chocolate bar. I gave this my all. I even successfully tempered my chocolate! The milk chocolate bar definitely came out more, well, but it is all about trial and error. The bar is very rich, but very good. It could use something crispy, like graham crackers or shortbread biscuits, but overall I am happy with the results! The bar filling is just marshmallow fluff and chocolate fudge. I went simple for that. What do you thin
Oh my goodness, my dear girl! By golly, you've done it! Of course it'll never be as chocolate-y, rich and delicious as a Wonka bar, but this is a close copycat recipe! For the center, graham crackers or crisps would've definitely been a good call! Should you try any more recreations of my chocolate, please do tag me! Great job! I applaud you, I really do.
πππ Excellent work! Bravo!
LOL!
Not me finding @thewillywonka instagram after 38483382 hours his name Winslow Sully lol y'all welcome my stupid ass mom thought he was a woman at first smdh π€£π€·π½ββοΈ
Go people, raid him!
My fault lemme get my bird π
WHY DO I HAVE A DANCING BIRD IN MY KITCHEN???
Goodnight!
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Lmao dude probably gets teased all the time that he looks like willy wonka and yall disrespectful af just to be finding peoples personal shit but Im still gon save this pic ππππ ππ€£π
Not me finding @thewillywonka instagram after 38483382 hours his name Winslow Sully lol y'all welcome my stupid ass mom thought he was a woman at first smdh π€£π€·π½ββοΈ
Go people, raid him!
BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! ππΈπ Once you are given this award youβre supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but itβs sweet to know someone thinks youβre beautiful inside and out. -@chocolatecakekween
For me? Oh, thank you! You really shouldn't have! How sweet!
Hi! I love your chocolate. I wanna ask; what's your favorite time of day? Thanks!
Hi, I appreciate your kind words! βΊοΈ
My favorite time of day is morning, because that's when I get to wake up and start the whole process of creating creative candy again, haha! And my brain works better in the morning than it does at night, by nightfall I'm beat.
πΉ Youβre only as alive as you feel ~
~ Heather HaagΓ€r πΉ
SAME ππ
Lmaooo
This is why I don't go to Starbucks.
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You so damn fine to me, lord have mercy
Please Mrs. Beauregard, you're married!
HAVE A GOOD DAY! - Willy Wonka π«
The haircut is Perfect istg π
When you're on your way to create more chocolate-y goodness and you see a 60 year-old woman singing Spice Girls and you can't help but to take it as a challenge to outsing her.
...Yeah.
Bye fudgemallows!!! Lmao π€£π
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Yeah. No. When the heck did I ever say that?
I said we mustn't dilly or dally.
Molly in meh aquafina watrrrrrr
PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW THE SONG STAR SHOPPING FROM LIL PEEP
No, I don't. Sorry. But I think he has a song called Aquafina, or I might be mistaken.
I think I found it but I'm not sure lmao
I've searched myself through every wonka-named acc on insta and I've seen the word wonka so many times I don't think I'll ever be able to say it normally again
You're either looking too hard or not hard enough. I'll give you a hint: It has the word chocolate in it.
Have you tried the BTS meal Mr wonka?
Ew. What have I told you about asking me about McDonald's food?
Never do that, 'kay?
Lmfao
Do you know who XXXTentacion was?
Yes of course, he was a pretty popular rapper among the youth, wasn't he? I've only heard Look At Me played 90 times in the factory. Several of my Oompa Loompas love his music.
Nope. You really are hot asf
You wearing long coats: π₯΅
Ahahaha. You love to flatter me, don't you?
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You calling people darling makes people faint but I'm people
Oh. Have I called someone darling recently?