Latest Posts by anuerysmm - Page 8
He's so hot
You can't tell me that this isn't purple in your eyes there.
As I said before, my dear girl, it's just reflectiveness and dimension. I have a pair of sparkly eyes! Haha.
You literally look just like willy wonka like wtf can you give me your Instagram @ please??? Duke Depp ain't got shi on you I feel stupid for asking for your personal things but ilysfm BYEEE😭😭😭😭
What?! I am Willy Wonka. Don't be silly.☝️
My Instagram allegedly isn't very appropriate, unfortunately. Too much chocolate footage with "sensual" music put over it gives people the wrong idea. Aheh...
But I'm sure if you're a good insta-browser you could easily find it.
So cute
🌷🌼 Send this to ten bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep the game going! (no pressure)🌼🌷
Aww! Well you're just as sweet as sugar, aren't you? I'm happy to hear you enjoy my blog, dear!
Yooooo 😂😂😂
"Repugnant is a creature
Who would squander the ability
To lift an eye to heaven,
Conscious of his fleeting time here"
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(Right In Two - Tool)
Yea send this butthurt hoe some love and some friends, she need it. And need to mind her business while she at it cuz no one was debating her goofy attention-seeking-and-stating-the obvious on-a-post-ass. It's always one of you niggas in a fandom starting drama over dumb shit that wasn't about you and you it, congrats 🤡🤡
aaaah i’m sorry about the negativity. me and willy are sending you those good good vibes <3
Eh, nothing to apologize for. Discourse is always a losing battle. I should've known better than to hit y'all with my controversial take of "calling someone you've never met 'stupid' is rude", the world just wasn't ready yet 😂😂 people who get smart with me in replies catch a block immediately, that's how it's always been because it saves everyone a whole lot of time and trouble.
Good vibes received!!! 🥺🥺🥺 I hope you and the rest of the Wonka Gang know how much y'all mean to me ❤
Can we see more wonka articles I love reading about your life!! :3
Of course you can! 😁 Here:
These are old, headlines for the opening of my factory to be precise! And if you can quite make out the Fortune magazine font it says, "The Most Successful Chocolatier in the World Opens the Gates of the Largest Chocolate Factory Ever Built".
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This is another article that goes along with the same date as the other. Grand opening of my factory, blah blah blah. Me cutting the ribbon. Fun stuff!
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And of course, this is an old one that I had posted once before in regards to a question about my awfully exaggerating 15-year disappearance:
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There are quite a few more good reads that I'm sure I could manage to dig up somewhere inside this factory. I'll post them sometime, eventually.
WHY IS HE PRETTY
How old were you here and where/why/when was this taken? 😍😍😍
You know what? Here you really remind me of those 80s hippie guys from major bands, I love the hair lol
I think I was anywhere from 30 to 32 when that picture was taken, just a few years after the grand opening of my factory. It was taken at Huckleberry, an old photo framing store where you pay to have your picture taken in front of a backdrop and framed, just before I went on holiday to Nigeria (one of the wealthiest and most beautiful African countries, by the way) to celebrate a monetary sales increase in the new release of chocolate bars. And, of course, I was invited by hospitable locals to see the Calabar Carnival festival. To be completely honest, I hadn't planned on growing my hair to that length, I was just more dedicated to my work to care to cut it at the time. That is called "Wolfing", my dear. I cut it soon after. Semi annual haircut and all that jazz.
Small announcement, dear folks! ☝️ Starting sometime in the near future, I will begin posting weekly (or biweekly) video content called "TheWillyWonka Radio", which will consist of various music and white noise playlists. Because I have received messages and questions dealing with depression and insomnia, this content will be especially for those who love ASMR, are studying or need help with their sleeping and relaxing habits. As stated before, videos will be posted either once a week or biweekly, hopefully, should I find the time. Each week there will be a different music genre, from house, to techno, R&B, funk, jazz, rock and lofi. And different ambiences, from crackling fireplaces to waterfalls, thunder storms, rain and nature sounds. Also, I would just like to add that a dear friend of mine has recently informed me that my blog name has become a used hashtag among other tumblrs, and I'm very delighted to hear that! I had no idea I would be growing this fast or my posts still being reblogged! I couldn't be more appreciative! ☺️
Now. Back to the announcement. If you like jamming or sleeping and you can dig what I'm laying down, then tune in to TheWillyWonka Radio in the future! ✨
That's all, folks!
Cya sometime in the future.
- Willy Wonka 🍫
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Cutest post ever #willywonka
I don't wanna talk about it, but here's a few old pictures of me growing up:
"Boo hoo I'm 30 years old and i got bullied on the internet by a bunch of teens now I'm crying about it publicly to my teen followers" like grow tf up you lil bitch smfh
A lot of people have reached out to me about yesterday, so here's the only time I'll acknowledge it.
A group of roleplayers started insulting and purposely misgendering me under my own post because they think I'm creepy and too old to have a Wonka fan blog at 30.
They started insulting me through a roleplay thread in the replies and filling my notifications with their nonsense after I asked them to please stop.
The above three replies from me are the only time I interacted with any of them, and yet they decided the main problem here is my age and not the malicious misgendering and general nastiness.
"She. He. It. Whatever." "They don't even know what gender they are" They would have had to look at my profile to find out how old I am, and my pronouns are directly next to my age.
Then their followers began dogpiling me to try starting silly drama.
There's plenty more of this kind of comment, but I ran out of room for pictures. I was told several times to "mind my business" even though the comments were made under an image I am the original poster and creator of. It's a picture I took for laughs while testing out a light box I bought from Target a few years ago.
I'm not bothered by any of the age stuff because having fun with your interests isn't something that suddenly stops once you hit a certain age. This blog is all in good fun and I harming absolutely no one. Nobody is forcing you to interact with me or even acknowledge my existence if you think I'm weird for being here.
What grosses me out about the entire situation is the intentional and continued misgendering. There's no reason to be so cruel and nasty to people!
I also learned this particular group bullied a minor into deleting their blog a while before coming for me, so it's unfortunate to see I'm not the first and probably won't be the last person targeted by them. It's best to not give them any kind of attention because it only causes them to continue.
I'm not going to publicly post everyone involved with this group, and it is a lot, but please feel free to message me if you'd like to block them to avoid possible future interactions with them.
You a terrible person :3
Do you think willy was ever bullied for his braces as a kid?
Braces are a terrible thing. No braces too.
I dropped out of school with 15, but I can remember myself gossiping over people with braces...
If anybody can tell me where to buy this that would be great lol
Goodnight sweet dreams!
Good morning, honeydews! Wake up, the sun is here to welcome you! ☺️
I wanna show you guys something cool going inside the factory today.
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Our new Smart Camera System:
A system that automatically locks down the entire factory, controls everything like thermostats, lights, door-locks, alarm arming, and more all in one app from the convenience of this very room. Our alarm system can do all of that and dispatch police, fire, and medical emergency!
LOW VOLTAGE PRE CONSTRUCTION WIRING -
Surround sound wiring and speakers, television cable, and security pre-wires are as well. Every camera you're seeing here is a little peek into what's going on in every single room. From Dessert Island to the Nut Sorting room. These tunnels lead to different cameras, there are a total of exactly 409 cameras.
And from there is the Input Output room. This is the core of the factory, the mitochondria, the power plant. It balances the amount of energy used throughout the factory into each room. Energy balance is based on a fundamental thermodynamic principle that energy cannot be destroyed, and can only be gained, lost, or stored by an organism. In this case, the factory. Input being amount of energy put into a system, and output refers to the amount of energy that comes out. A system or device may change the type of energy, but not the amount. For example, a light bulb's input energy is the form of electrical energy, and its output energy is in the form of light and heat. However, the total amount of useful energy output of an isolated system is never equal to the total energy input. Yeah. This is because some of the input energy will be lost as dispersed heat as it is processed. That being said, there will always be energy lost to the surroundings and energy lost due to friction. Which is why we have more than just one of these power plants.
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I'm so proud of the new upgrade, I just had to share it, ha. Beautiful, isn't it?
That's all for now. More to come soon!
Til then.
- Willy Wonka 🍫
@notreallyanon
Aaaaaaand she does like you
So I've heard.
Fuck the lgbt
tumblr tuesday: animal allies
Here are the animals that live in your homes and have declared themselves allies. Give it up for Yuki, Toby, Mick, Rigel, Io, and Zendaya. Hear Yuki and obey. Yuki lives on a bird blog for birds, but we assume nice humans are allowed:
This is Toby. Toby is a cat. He lives with his human artist and supports lesbians:
Mick the Dick is a retired rat. We don’t know how he got his name but do not be fooled. Although retired, Mick is in fact still a rat:
These proud little piggies are called Rigel and Io. Rigel and Io have two mums, and they are pretty stoked about that:
Zendaya the cat knows that love is love. Her human likes MCU and writing fanfic. And Zendaya, we presume.
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2 of le questions
1 - if Mr Wonka asked you out on a date would you go?
2 - do you think hes cute?
😀 my existence is a pure burden for myself
Won't answer this.
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Are you religious at all?
Yes, I was raised in the Catholic church, but as I grew up some of my views changed, so I kind of distanced myself from the church. Now I just study from home.
When you're browsing through someone's blog that you talk to often and you accidentally follow them and now you can't unfollow them because you'll look unfriendly. Aheh...👉👈
Oh well, at least it's someone I like, right?
Go get your man guhh
Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating
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@thewillywonka she likes you!
Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating
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You like him 😏😭😂
Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating
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A girl just unfollowed your boyfriend cuz he chewed her out and hurt her feelings 😂😂😂😂
Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating
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Not me taking notes 😭
Well now I know to never ask you anything anonymous cause youre smart af you always guess right 😂😂😂😂😂
How do you be knowing automatically who be sending you these dumb asks like the last one that was mad you called them out 😂😂😂😂
Because it was a girl's fetish porn spam blog that actually, oh my goodness, wait for it...talks. Talks only about stupid sexual things, at that. So basically a, how do you kids put it nowadays, thot?
And only someone who recently followed me that matched the description of what I said could've been upset. That left her. And I was right, I guess I hurt her feelings twice now cause now she's gone.
People are going to have to start paying me to argue with them.
Anywho...
Yes Because you wont be honest :3
Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating
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:3 oki
Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating
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Admit it :3
Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating
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You give him le smooches
Ooooooooh you and cocoa ARE dating
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@notreallyanone Le smooches 😚😚😚
Are you and that cocoa bean girl dating?
My Cocoa Bean? Uh, no, we're just um...whatever you call it when two people enjoy each other's company. That.
What made you think we were-nevermind.