I Like To Think That Hiccup Would Be More Of An Affectionate Father Because He Somewhat Wished That Stoick

i love when, in fics where toothless has no clue what hiccups name is, he just calls him like “sad little boy hatchling” or just like a group of words put together like “love-affection-him” or something

Httyd dragon names would go so hard as shots. Pull up to the bar and ask for a shot of Deadly Nadder? A glass of Red death? Pint of Triple stryke?

Me when I finally have the urge to write again after two months of being dehydrated and deprived of the sweet nectar that is motivation.

I WILL be stealing half of Wesley’s lines for Hiccup in my Princess Bride AU because they fit perfectly.

“As you wish.” Hiccup says as he’s rolling down a hill.

I’m having Snotlout be Vizzini because I can see him just using the word “inconceivable!” Over and over again.

“He didn’t fall?!” Snotlout exclaimed. “Inconceivable!”

“You keep using that word. I don’t think that word means what you think it means.” Tuffnut says.

Hiccup and Tuffnut sword fight scene:

“My name is Tuffnut Thorston and you killed my sister. Prepare to die.”

“Do you happen to have six fingers on your right hand?” Tuffnut would ask.

“Do you always start conversations this way??” (Hiccups line.)

It fits almost too well. Every single scene that has the masked man in is just pure Hiccup sass and chaos.

OKAY how did we forget Gustav has a HABIT of running around on all fours, why did I just witness his goofy ass salute Stoick and then run off like a hyperactive boar (rtte wings of war pt 1)

Not to mention he did this in riders of Berk too like what is this kids problem

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

There's also just years and years of slow burn but that didn't fit

Literally them

Happy TBHK S2 to anyone who celebrates.