Suijump (December 29, 2021)

¿Los gatos flotan?

happy meal

I had a dream last night that some guy came from an alternate reality and the only thing that was different was that he called spoilers ‘ruiners’ and kept saying ‘ruiner alert’ and so everyone kept making fun of him

this is an insane way to talk about a predominantly singleplayer/co-op game, to be clear

men love being pinned up against walls by other men it makes them feel masculine it's the same as going fishing

pov: you’re salami

Unironically going to be one of the much despised Twitter refugees

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license