pov: you’re salami
Bringing this back
I dreamt someone was discussing gender neutral names. The example names they mentioned were Sensitivity, Nennifer, and McBucky.
last night I woke up and apparently wrote down my dream and it’s the most bizarre thing I’ve ever fucking read and I have no idea why I decided on this format of story telling
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there are also lists for games breaking down what patterns they feature/dont feature
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A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.
I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”