I Think I Fundamentally Don’t Understand Whats Going On Here

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

in my defence i'm stupid as hell your honor

i’m one degree removed from a muppet in both form and mental capacity

i am no longer baby i want power

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

someone: *shows me the slightest sign of affection*

me: i would die for u

when you’re obsessed with something but have already seen all of it and consumed all fan content for it so you try rewatching it to recapture some of that magic but it’ll never be the same as the first time

FMA au where everything is the same, except Ed’s hair is braided differently every day.

Today, a colleague complemented me on a feature for which I was severely bullied in middle school. It was the most surreal thing. I wish I could go back and tell my younger self about it, it would probably blow her mind.

a quiet place (2018)

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*