I’m One Degree Removed From A Muppet In Both Form And Mental Capacity

tbh existence feels like one big joke. like at any moment, someone could say “haha ! we got you! it’s all a setup and you don’t actually have to live like this :) !!” and we’d cry and shake hands and forget any of this ever happened.

mood: going to burger king @ 11 PM, ordering several medium fries, sitting there & eating them in a completely mentaly/emotionally detached state, while wearing one of their paper crowns

sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company

you should not have to rip yourself into pieces to keep others whole

you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit

Me talking about myself ▶ 🔘──────── 00:00:01 Me talking about episode 85’s you are light scene ▶ 🔘──────── 999:59:59

Just saw a description of the Enneagram Type Nine that said “Some Nines are fond of saying that they ‘go with the flow,’ but in truth, they are hoping that everything will flow around them and let them be.”

And I- that’s so damn accurate, my breath caught in my throat for a second.

Me: I’m having such a good time

Brain: sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood, and go nonverbal, and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends

Me:

this exchange is like a microcosm of all internet discourse

guess who’s watching hxh again