(annoyed British Butler Voice) Sir... That's Somewhat Cringe

please peer pressure me into finishing projects

Shrike by Hozier but you’re sitting by your open window during a thunderstorm

(best with headphones)

Me: I’m having such a good time

Brain: sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood, and go nonverbal, and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends

Me:

i’m one degree removed from a muppet in both form and mental capacity

i act up on tumblr because my mama can’t whoop my ass here

if a vampire kidnaps me and steals me away to their lair then DO NOT attempt to slay them and rescue me they caught ME slipping okay that is on ME

ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 

dads snoring should be classified as a human rights violation

Plein air gouache studies from Yosemite and Zion