Dudes Shouldn't Have To Prove Themselves By Having Spartan Greyscale Homes With Dollar Store Rubber Shower

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

loving the lord of the rings so far

Going to add lore to my little story

Going to make it so if you want to sacrifice a person, you need their permission, but if the person is a parent with a still living child (direct child, not step) the child can give permission for their parent/s to be sacrificed to the gods.

Only works with mothers/father and son/daughters

Your niece cant give your soul to the gods unfortunately and neither can your granchild

But your direct kid can

Beer and milk are two of the earliest agricultural products so statistically at least one person in the ancient world must have tried a White Gilgamesh

Been thinking a lot about the new Captain American movie and how corporations like Disney wield representation and diveristy as a cudgel to get people to support movies and shows they otherwise wouldn't, either because of things like the BDS boycott or because the scripts fucking suck or they mistreated their animators / SFX teams / actors etc etc. And you're left with the choice to either support media you know is crap or look like the racist swine who see a Black Captain America and shit their diapers. I don't know if they think this far ahead / nefariously but it's a great way to split your opposition and turn them against each other.

They are perverts and need to mind their business

Review of some anti-Tony comments from Ao3. Part 7

Today I’m reviewing only one scene - with Peter and Tony from Spider-Man: Homecoming. I'm laughing so hard at the statement I’m going to review that I can’t write more.

“He then humiliates him by taking away the suit for Tony's own mistake, forcing him to dig through a dumpster for clothing, then walking home alone, disheartened.”

“forcing him to dig through a dumpster for clothing” – excuse me, what?

Peter is wearing perfectly clean white t-shirt “I survived my trip to NYC” (SMH 1:22:05), which is in Tony’s style and it is also oversized, that gives us some clues that it was Tony’s t-shirt, and it certainly wasn't in the dumpster before Peter put it on (we can see this t-shirt later in SMNWH btw). Also, these fancy Hello Kitty PJ pants – 100% Tony’s work.

This is not the only time Peter wears something that belonged to Stark family. At the end of the movie we see him in “I lost an electron” t-shirt (SMH 1:58:50), which we already saw in Iron Man 3 on Pepper (IM3 0:23:10).

I fear the Target Audience have no knees

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

Imagine a magical modern world where everyones ability is to manifest their personality/mental state/subconscious into a physical thing, and scientists find that theres a pattern within manifestations that allows doctors to diagnose people with a simple examination of their manifestation.

Trigger warning

And everything im about to list off would be traits if their abilities, not the actual abilities themselves

They stack, but are as powerful as the impact they have on the user

Narcs' manifestation would probably have something to do with themselves, or having themselves as the center

DID would probs be the ability to manifest multiple small/weak/incomplete symbolic (or not) things representing their alters or a single materialization of something cracked/split (necromancer except they bring to life their alters)

Id imagine depression would involve an ability with the perk to draw people in, like a siren

Anxiety would involve something to do with an unnerving type sensation, sounds, vibrations, disruptions, the sense of slowed or sped up time

Bipolar, a changing, fast, or sudden type ability

Ptsd/cptsd would probably have a flashing, sudden, or jarring type ability

Schizophrenia would be hallucinogenic, (that one spiderman scene from homecoming with that bastard man showing spidey things that arent real), aoe tyoe ability

Ocd maybe would have something to do with controllingness, intrusive/invasive actions (the itrusive thoughts in ocd becomes the premise of what happens to who ever their using their ability against? Idk ocd that well)

Phobias - depending on the phobia, the way you'd deal with what your afraid of being your ability. Arachnophobia - your ability being pest amd spider resiliant, agoraphobia - your ability having something to do with being able to hide somewhere safe that youve made (small portable inner world? Invisibility??)

ED; makes the person feel the opposite of their disorder (if the user has binge eating issues, then their power would make others feel empty/hungry/hollow; anorexia or restrictive would be like overwhelming the sense with a feeling of fullness, stuffiness, claustrophobia; etc)

Disassociative having something to do with an incredible europhoric/dream feeling or with an incredibly grounding, kind of like "oh yea i just remembered my entire life situation and cant escape" type feeling

ADHD either has something to do with the inability to have others activate their powers, control them well, or consistantly.

Addiction/substance abuse would be kind of like the helplessness, constant incessant need for something, anxiety, etc