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*playing phasmophobia*

Norway 🇳🇴: IT’S FLICKING THE LIGHTS IT’S FUCKING WITH ME I’M LEAVING

Finland 🇫🇮: Wait it’s flicking lights? Hold on I wanna check for fingies

Norway 🇳🇴: I DON’T WANNA CHECK FOR ANYTHING I WANNA GO HOME

*playing phasmophobia*

Ghost: *does the spooky breath thing*

Finland 🇫🇮: Hey bitch, we’re in a global panorama, you can’t go around breathing on people

Sweden 🇸🇪: ... Panorama?

Ghost: *appears right next to Fin*

Finland 🇫🇮: EXCUSE ME THIS ISN’T SOCIAL DISTANCING, PLEASE GET YOUR CRUSTY ASS SIX FEET AWAY FROM ME

Sweden 🇸🇪:

*playing cooking mama wii (yes you read that right, don’t question it)*

Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m moving my wiimote but it’s not working :(

Norway 🇳🇴: You’re looking at the wrong bit of the screen you idiot, you’re on the top half

Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh god I am, sorry I’m used to being on bottom

What’s everyone’s tolerance for horror games? For both Nordics and Admins ;)

Finland - This man has BALLS OF STEEL. Zero fucks given. 10/10 would fight a monster and win.

Iceland - Holds himself together pretty well, but nowhere near as well as Fin. Overall a pretty solid effort on his part

Sweden - Similar to Ice, generally deals pretty well with horror and gore, although jump scares tend to get to him a little

Denmark - Can only deal with horror when he’s drunk *cough*ThatOnePhasmophobiaVideoWhereHeTriedToFuckTheGhost*cough*. When he’s sober he just cries most of the time.

Norway - Hates horror with a passion. Can’t stand it, is a scared little bitch, will only play horror games/watch horror movies if held at gunpoint. Isn’t too bothered by gore but any other kind of horror is a big no to him

Lizard - Love horror movies, horror games kinda fuck with me a little more but I get desensitised to them pretty quickly (read: I got obsessed with phasmophobia a few months ago and now it’s hard for me and my 105 levels to get scared by it anymore). Literally can’t stand jump scares because I have ✨anxiety✨, I started playing at dead of night recently and I don’t think my poor heart can take it lmfao

Cereal - I fucking hate it. But it's so addicting. Only started playing phasmophobia for Lizard. But holy fuck. Ghosts love to fucking exhale down your neck. Like take your kinky ass somewhere else bruh. I can play the game better when drunk :)

How the FUCK do you come up with the ideas for your text posts 💀

Every single text post comes from things that we’ve said during gaming sessions!

I’ve literally started writing things that I find funny down in a note on my phone as they happen so that I can turn them into text posts later, I think that one note is the reason I have no storage left on my phone lmfao

-Lizard 🦎

*playing cooking mama wii (yes you read that right, don’t question it)*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Wait, you need to turn the wiimote for this?

Sweden 🇸🇪: Yes, you need to hold it the other way

Denmark 🇩🇰: Okay things are getting serious, the strap is coming off

*playing mario kart*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh god I drove head first into a banana

Norway 🇳🇴: Banana straight to the mouth

Denmark 🇩🇰: The dream 😩

Iceland 🇮🇸:

*playing mario kart*

Norway 🇳🇴: DON’T COME NEAR ME

Denmark 🇩🇰: I want to touch you

Norway 🇳🇴: STOP FONDLING ME

At least one person has to have alcohol in their system while playing this game, right? ;) 

-Fin 🇫🇮

(IM LITERALLY SITTING IN CLASS SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT RN IM SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING AN ANIMATION LMFAO -LIZARD)

THANK YOU FOR THIS EXTREMELY WHOLESOME AND SWEET INTERACTION

PLS FEEL FREE TO DM US ANY TIME WE’D LOVE TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU ✨💕

This isn’t an ask but,

I absolutely love this blog! You two keep up the amazing content

Have a lil doodle from me in the meantime

SKGAKBSKVKSBJD THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH OMG THIS MEANS A LOT TO US

ALSO I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOUR ART SO MUCH YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY

THANK YOU FOR MAKING US FEEL SO APPRECIATED. WE LOVE YOU.

SENDING SO MUCH LOVE

- Lizard & Cereal

LMFAO IT WAS PROBABLY ME I SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE ON TUMBLR

YOU REALLY MADE MY DAY SO THANK YOU, PLS KEEP YOUR CONTENT UP TOO I LOVE YOUR ART SO MUCH

ALSO PEEP THE NEW HOMESCREEN

-LIZARD 🦎

This isn’t an ask but,

I absolutely love this blog! You two keep up the amazing content

Have a lil doodle from me in the meantime

SKGAKBSKVKSBJD THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH OMG THIS MEANS A LOT TO US

ALSO I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOUR ART SO MUCH YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY

THANK YOU FOR MAKING US FEEL SO APPRECIATED. WE LOVE YOU.

SENDING SO MUCH LOVE

- Lizard & Cereal

I have a question why am I the Nordic nobody remembers ? Hel most people remember faroe but not me ??!? These “accurate” in game world maps are bs .

- a currently very displeased åland who just wanted to play a to scale Minecraft world map but can’t find one with me in it....

Sweden: I’d offer to make you a map, but I’m quite busy at the minute

Denmark: Maybe if you were as cool as me you would be in every map 😎

today is a very special day

KAY YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING LEGEND I LOVE YOU THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

I FUCKING MEANT TO DRAW SOMETHING FOR THIS BUT MY TINY STUPID BRAIN FORGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IDFK IF I’LL HAVE TIME TONIGHT GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE I OF ALL PEOPLE MISSED THE DENNOR WEDDING I HATE MY LIFE

WHEN ARE DENMARK AND NORWAY GETTING MARRIED

Denmark: 4/20/69 😎

Norway: That’s too far away :(

Denmark: But... It’s the funny weed and sex numbers :(

Norway: :’(

Denmark: ... 4/20/21?

Norway: Much better :)

Denmark: Can I wear the dress?

Norway: You can wear a dress if you really want to

Denmark: :D

*playing mario kart*

Iceland 🇮🇸: I’m gonna throw this shell at you

Norway 🇳🇴: It’s fine it’s green it won’t hit me

*immediately gets hit*

Norway 🇳🇴: WHY IS EVERYONE SO PIXEL PERFECT WITH THE GREEN SHELLS

Iceland 🇮🇸:

This isn’t an ask but,

I absolutely love this blog! You two keep up the amazing content

Have a lil doodle from me in the meantime

SKGAKBSKVKSBJD THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH OMG THIS MEANS A LOT TO US

ALSO I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOUR ART SO MUCH YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY

THANK YOU FOR MAKING US FEEL SO APPRECIATED. WE LOVE YOU.

SENDING SO MUCH LOVE

- Lizard & Cereal

*playing human fall flat*

Finland 🇫🇮: Oh god, who did I just kill?

Iceland 🇮🇸: Me :(

Finland 🇫🇮: I’m so sorry, I just body slammed you into orbit

*playing human fall flat*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Guys we’ve got this, we’re gamers!

Norway 🇳🇴: We’ve been stuck on this part for 30 minutes

Denmark 🇩🇰: ... I’ve got this, I’m a gamer

Norway 🇳🇴: Yes but you’ve also been stuck here for 30 minutes

Denmark 🇩🇰:

*playing human fall flat*

Finland 🇫🇮: Which button is the rag doll button again?

Sweden 🇸🇪: Y.

Finland 🇫🇮: Because I think you have to rag doll to be able to get to that platform.

Sweden 🇸🇪: No I meant the button is Y.

Finland 🇫🇮:

Sweden 🇸🇪:

Finland 🇫🇮: oh

*playing human fall flat*

Iceland 🇮🇸: Oh god I landed on the platform and immediately slipped off

Denmark 🇩🇰: It’s cause I was lubing it up while you weren’t looking

Iceland 🇮🇸:

*playing human fall flat*

Denmark 🇩🇰: I’m connected to Norway

Finland 🇫🇮: You mean spiritually, or...?

Denmark 🇩🇰: No I’m just grabbing his ass

We haven’t been here long but we’re so so grateful for all the support so far, we love all of you!

-Lizard 🦎 & Cereal 🥣

Reblog if no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether it's 100 or 1. Reblog if a little smile comes across your face everytime you see a new follower or message. Reblog if even though most of us aren't tumblr famous, we appreciate the little things.

Good job Den, though we all know you're gonna need to find a lot more, so good luck lahe mees

Thank you!!! I actually ended up finding just enough to make one ingot so I made a netherite pickaxe :D can’t wait until I have full netherite tools and armour, then I’ll be the coolest 😤

-Den 🇩🇰

Well, today we found a cool looking ruined portal in a cave, but I also got harassed by almost every mob ever (especially spiders), so I’m really not sure whether it was worth it or not. Also Den is a fucking idiot :) 

-Nor 🇳🇴

Found my first piece of ancient debris, please be proud of me and tell me I’m really cool :)

-Den 🇩🇰

I fought a bear an won! Then again bear don’t really pose much of a threat unless it’s unless it’s far-cry never trust a bear in far-cry - yours truly 🇦🇽

Denmark: Same bitch you ain’t special I’ve fought so many bears 😌✌️(as far as Norway is concerned, they were all video game bears)

Norway: What

Denmark: What

Sweden: Why are you fighting bears?

Finland: More importantly, why are you fighting bears without me?

Iceland: Why do any of you want to fight bears???????

Yo! Lizard and Cereal here!

So basically, we’ve been playing the same few games since we started this account, and making/editing the videos is becoming slightly repetitive lmao, so uhh...

Can y’all maybe recommend some new games for us to play?

(PC games only please, preferably Steam games that aren’t really expensive lmao)

Any other general suggestions welcome too, please talk to us and let us know what we can do to make this account more interesting/fun :)

*playing monopoly revolution*

Denmark 🇩🇰: That's my property.

Norway 🇳🇴: How much do I owe?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Hold on, I can't read the card.

Norway 🇳🇴: Well I don't have to pay if you can't read it. :)

Denmark 🇩🇰:

dennor ❤️

them

today i bring you my another au, wingtalia but with more ✨angst✨

this one is soft tho