Atheoreticalslut

all girls want is for you to listen to their playlist and tell them they have the best music taste ever

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

i am nothing in my soul if not academically burnt out

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

Boys during puberty : 😆 haha women are so dumb

Girls during puberty :