Atheoreticalslut

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

i'm like a bored insane housewife but i'm not married.

huge shoutout to trees and also rain

why do you charge money for your art

big fan of eating

dreamy sigh followed by agonized sobbing

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen.

opening a couple spots for these pinup style commissions! they'll be done before valentine's day so it can be a cute gift 💜

please email judily.art@gmail.com if interested, you can find all my commission info with prices and ToS here 🌿