Good Omens Is Always A Delight To Explain To People Because You Have To Pitch It In A Way That Makes

After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

*turns on fairy lights to masturbate*

gender fluid? nah, i peed my pants

this is soooo bad for me

i need someone to wubba wubba my brain like laminated paper

not all angels are in heaven. for example i’m mostly at home

Self care is stupid I want to beat my dad with his own bones

cozy girl forced to get out of bed no survivors

donna tartt is really good at writing books that make you think “oh, these characters GOTTA have gay sex” only for you to find out that they’ve been having gay sex the WHOLE TIME and it certainly hasn’t helped