Donna Tartt Is Really Good At Writing Books That Make You Think “oh, These Characters GOTTA Have Gay

Boys during puberty : 😆 haha women are so dumb

Girls during puberty :

it's so funny when ppl"s defence of no fat characters existing in video games is "uh they wouldn't be able to physically do the things the character does" like damn i hate to break it to you but skinny bitches can't physically cast a fireball in real life either but nobody has a problem with that

I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

opening a couple spots for these pinup style commissions! they'll be done before valentine's day so it can be a cute gift 💜

please email judily.art@gmail.com if interested, you can find all my commission info with prices and ToS here 🌿

all girls want is for you to listen to their playlist and tell them they have the best music taste ever

trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes