Does Anyone Here Know How To Consume A Peice Of Media Without It Consuming Your Entire Existence? Asking

It’s just me and my big thighs against the world

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

Lose my shit whenever songs in an album have recurring motifs like yesss play those notes again boy

my favorite historical thing about actual pirates is most of them were really young guys who died between the ages of 17 and 24 so one of the reasons blackbeard is so famous three hundred years later is because he was, like, thirty-two and still kicking which made him seem really wise and shit-together by comparison. it's like when you're a 28 year old woman and get tumblr asks from college freshman that say "oh my god you don't look like a withered corpse at all"

four different friends just sent me the same meme about swimming. to be loved is to be known i guess ;)