I Love Fanfic Writers. Never Change.

they should let you microwave your hand

Dude i totally get why you say “help” now. It’s literally like, ....help! lol

like girl... help! lol

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

trisha paytas needs to have more kids

✨🙏🕯 jk rowling will die in 2024🕯️🙏✨️

strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

it’s so simple actually. just let people do whatever the fuck they want as long as it doesn’t harm them or harm anyone else. like that’s it. that’s all there is to it

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

i need someone to wubba wubba my brain like laminated paper