Atheoreticalslut

i hate when girls feel dumb for trying to see the best in people and then end up hurt or disappointed like no!! it’s those people that were dumb for misleading you. they took advantage of your kindness and generosity, and they’ll rot for it 

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

i’m a simple girl i see a man with big arms and a kind heart and i get a little stupid

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

THE POINT YOUR SONG HERE MISSES IS THAT IF YOU REALLY LOVED ME YOUD RISK MORE THAN A FEW 50CENT WORDS IN YOUR BACKHANDED LOVE SONG

i need the time management skills of a dad in the airport

does that nut vid also contain your undying love and devotion for me