"sorry That Probably Doesn't Make Much Sense"

Has anyone else noticed that it's bad

Romans circa. 6th c BC

Die temu ad die

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

gender fluid? nah, i peed my pants

opening a couple spots for these pinup style commissions! they'll be done before valentine's day so it can be a cute gift 💜

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makes real friends for the first time in my life: this is so nice. it's like platonic polyamory

them: you mean a friend group?

all girls want is for you to listen to their playlist and tell them they have the best music taste ever

sopping. out of my lane. disoriented. milk down my face.