Saw This On Reddit And I Am SO Stoked Its Such A Vintage Screenshot. God I Miss These Days

god fucked up making komodo dragons super venomous aggressive and all around unsuitable for domestication. those beafts should be in our homes

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

i need the time management skills of a dad in the airport

Density map of stars on national flags

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

giggling and kicking my feet thinking about dicks getting hard