I Need The Time Management Skills Of A Dad In The Airport

if the future is made of virtual insanity then i dont want it

do you think when the greeks went to troy all the different greek armies had to do a bunch of icebreakers with each other? cause odysseus would KILL it at two truths and a lie

he’s a 10 but one of his paintings keeps getting uglier and more horrific with each passing day

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

i love cold room and lots of blanket

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

listen to me. i do not care how old you are or how silly you think something is. in this world you have to take the things that make you happy and be all about them. it’s the only way you’re gonna survive.

they dont make bombs that are a big black ball with a string sticking out of it anymore