Does That Nut Vid Also Contain Your Undying Love And Devotion For Me

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself

...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

Marilyn Monroe photographed by Milton Greene for Look magazine in October, 1953.

do you think when the greeks went to troy all the different greek armies had to do a bunch of icebreakers with each other? cause odysseus would KILL it at two truths and a lie

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