BREAKING NEWS! White Boy Playing The Violin And Whistling In A Most Jaunty And Whimsical Fashion

The Bite - Edvard Munch (1914)

WARNING 18+

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bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

been appreciating silence more lately. i’m the type of person who has to have headphones in their ears 24/7, but sometimes on mornings i like to just exist & listen to things around me. & legit just not think. there’s so much peace in being okay w just existing

As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

makes real friends for the first time in my life: this is so nice. it's like platonic polyamory

them: you mean a friend group?

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

my favorite historical thing about actual pirates is most of them were really young guys who died between the ages of 17 and 24 so one of the reasons blackbeard is so famous three hundred years later is because he was, like, thirty-two and still kicking which made him seem really wise and shit-together by comparison. it's like when you're a 28 year old woman and get tumblr asks from college freshman that say "oh my god you don't look like a withered corpse at all"