Atheoreticalslut

@thefoxineer

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

the mood swings have been insane lately. one okay productive day costs me two weeks of grief and apathy and anger. hot girls get it 

doing the kubrick stare at his cock

they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever

it's so funny when ppl"s defence of no fat characters existing in video games is "uh they wouldn't be able to physically do the things the character does" like damn i hate to break it to you but skinny bitches can't physically cast a fireball in real life either but nobody has a problem with that

Aren't boobs FUCKING amazing?

obviously, women are a work of art