It's So Funny When Ppl"s Defence Of No Fat Characters Existing In Video Games Is "uh They Wouldn't Be

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

The Bite - Edvard Munch (1914)

makes real friends for the first time in my life: this is so nice. it's like platonic polyamory

them: you mean a friend group?

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good omens is always a delight to explain to people because you have to pitch it in a way that makes the other person want to watch/read it while simultaneously explaining that the two main characters contribute essentially nothing to the plot

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you