Been Appreciating Silence More Lately. I’m The Type Of Person Who Has To Have Headphones In Their Ears

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

*bass drop* w-w-w-whats good lactation nation its your girl dj cowtits bringing you the sloshiest beats

he never did anything wrong

Marilyn Monroe photographed by Milton Greene for Look magazine in October, 1953.

i need the time management skills of a dad in the airport

referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen.

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

you know what? fuck you. *unionizes your salt*