Atheoreticalslut

The British government is literally crumbling but it’s good to see this cameraman has the right priorities

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

why do you charge money for your art

big fan of eating

trisha paytas needs to have more kids

✨🙏🕯 jk rowling will die in 2024🕯️🙏✨️

Aren't boobs FUCKING amazing?

obviously, women are a work of art

my favorite historical thing about actual pirates is most of them were really young guys who died between the ages of 17 and 24 so one of the reasons blackbeard is so famous three hundred years later is because he was, like, thirty-two and still kicking which made him seem really wise and shit-together by comparison. it's like when you're a 28 year old woman and get tumblr asks from college freshman that say "oh my god you don't look like a withered corpse at all"

Evil Twelfth Night: CISario

WHAT is everyone’s obsession with Henry Winters sorry he’s cool and all but Francis Abernathy is Right There, he’s gay and has severe anxiety, his dad was a rock musician, he’s fucking everything,