WHAT Is Everyone’s Obsession With Henry Winters Sorry He’s Cool And All But Francis Abernathy Is

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

me and the girlies watching the government collapse

I’m increasingly worried by all the people on my dash calling themselves insane for loving stories in the way humans have loved stories our whole history. “The brain rot is spreading” — you mean you were changed by art? “I’m not normal about this” — you were moved by it? You felt human emotions about it? “I’m about to be so annoying” — you’re going to talk about art? You’re going to be passionate? You’re going to think deeply about it? You’re going to feel love for the work of someone’s soul? You are not a consumer and art is not a product to be casually used! You are a human and stories are the beating heart of our humanity! You must feel everything and you must know that it is normal!

Date idea: Take me on a picnic and fuck me in missionary so I can cloud watch

this is real

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

has anyone done this yet idk?

referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen.

i mean fuck, i like pills, i like drugs, i like gettin money, i like strippers, i like to fuck, i like day-drinkin and day parties and hollywood, i like doing hollywood shit— snort it, probably would