Atheoreticalslut

god fucked up making komodo dragons super venomous aggressive and all around unsuitable for domestication. those beafts should be in our homes

he never did anything wrong

sopping. out of my lane. disoriented. milk down my face.

i'm like a bored insane housewife but i'm not married.

I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not

"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...

actually while we’re talking about this- mocking a bi woman for having a boyfriend when she should have a girlfriend isnt cool or funny or progressive its really annoying actually

Toothless/Nose

The British government is literally crumbling but it’s good to see this cameraman has the right priorities