He Never Did Anything Wrong

thinking long and hard abt doing things is not the same as doing them ive found. which is really horrible for me

i hAte being autistic

oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

gender fluid? nah, i peed my pants

not all angels are in heaven. for example i’m mostly at home

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

WARNING 18+

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