Atheoreticalslut

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

*turns on fairy lights to masturbate*

thought i was clicking on a shitpost but it was a temu ad FUCK

Has anyone else noticed that it's bad

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room

saw this on reddit and i am SO stoked its such a vintage screenshot. God i miss these days