God Forbid A Girl Is Bisexual And Fucking Insane

its not gal on gal. its bro sex

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

yeah i'm a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we're in this mess

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

i heard he died of wanting snacks

I annoy you so much it makes you wanna have sex with me

they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.

i found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. consider this a warning

Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on