"Weird Energy In Here Today" I Say, Referring To The Inside Of My Brain.

i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

You're all just jealous because I'm sexy and overthrew God. I bet you can't even name one bad thing I've done aside from all the murder.

if you have nothing to do later may i suggest Falling in love with me

I am not immune to little items. if there's a thingy I need it. 1million knick knacks.

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

You keep sending assassins after me but I kiss every one of them on the lips so sweetly

Imaginr if there were Two women with something Gay & Weird going on

They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it