I Dont Even Care If A Bigfoot Comes Up To My Tent Or Walks In Front Of My Car At This Point Like I Have

i’d say i’m normal and obsess a normal amount.

rememeber. when nothing is wrong you can make it wrong. the power is yours to make the situation as terrible as possible. dont give in to the situation. change the outcome. from neutral to worst. be the worst case scenario you want to see in the world. i believe in you.

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

*calls you captain in a gay way*

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great