Sfth Are So Gender. WHY. WHO ALLOWED THEM TO LOOK LIKE THIS.

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

goodnight to younger brothers who never listened to their father when he gave them advice on how to grow aubergines, older brothers who have never properly expressed an emotion, a farm assistant with glistening eyes and an unrelenting love for his boss, and a 2000+ year old drug dealer who only takes payment in phones*

*preferably iphones, and definitely no nokias

Wanted to paint Teo (from The Sunbearer Trials) with his badass top surgery scars soaking up some sun on his wings, since he has Jade blood I tried having some fun incorporating it :)

yea they gay keep scrolling

GRABBING is crazy, yuriana needs to be stopped

“You could’ve picked me”

I AM STRAIGHT UP NOT OK OH MY GOD

Audition for a masc part in a theatre production that is willing to cut your hair to make you look more like the character.

Do theatre in general it is the most masculine you could do

i’m stealth in college so no one besides the accessibility office knows i’m a trans man, like the beard and buzzcut and voice and the other ways my body has been changed by 5 years on T and top surgery make people just think that i’m a “cis” man, and i’m friends with these two girls in my quantitative reasoning class and i complimented one of their outfits and made a joke about how i would probably wear it if i didn’t wanna deal with people’s bullshit and she goes “oh you know it’s okay for guys to explore their gender? you don’t have to fit into a mold society put you in based on being born male” and i’m like thanks for the sentiment and i do need to remember this as a trans man who is still exploring his fashion sense, but trust me when i say I KNOW so like ill just be over here internally screaming (but hey at least i know she’s cool about it if i did come out)

Miles 42 (or Kilometer Morales) Headcanons bc he is so mischaracterized

(Authors note) he’s so mischaracterized as some emotionless egotistical douchebag…like dawg it’s still Miles 😭, and it’s canon he’s more of an anti-hero than a villain, plus he’s a artist cosplaying geek who loves his mom so….NO HE ISNT MEAN!

He has some mental issues from his dad dying (duh) so after it happened he tended to drop most of his friends because he felt like they wouldn’t understand.

He loves art, obviously, consistently makes graffiti art and loves covering fascist symbols

hes pretty nerdy and geeky, especially when it comes to his interests (comics, cosplay, art) but I don’t see him being a fantasy geek

He doesn’t really like people touching his hair often

his humor is a mix of dry and adult (probably from hanging around Aaron for so long)

while Miles learned Aaron’s rizz from the grave, Kilometers got to learn it from a breathing person :D (im sorry)

doesnt listen to Eminem (I honestly can’t see it) but Tyler the Creator, Biggie, 2Pac, Kendrick Lamar, Kanye West, and Childish Gambino

Keeps a picture of his family (with his dad) under his pillow and doesn’t tell anyone

super into coding and engineering (helps Aaron work on cars and motorcycles)

i would really love to get into swimming, but unfortunately i do have a chest and swimming feels very dysphoric for me. is there anything i could do about that?

Hi! Yeah, there's a few things I'd recommend. Definitely wear swimming shorts if you can, and in terms of tops there's a few options. Shops such as decathlon make uv ray-proof swimming t-shirts which I've used before and they're great. Additionally, a lot of sportswear places have different swimming t-shirts and such. You *can* also wear an oversized binder if you're really dysphoric, but definitely make sure it's oversized and be careful, as you can't do sport in a normal binder. I haven't personally tried it, but I believe that trans tape also works great, as it doesn't put pressure on your ribs.

-Sage [he/him/it/fae]