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australopithecunt

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Matt, 22, history graduate program, they/them. Nonbinary, physically disabled, and autistic. Why am I here

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australopithecunt
2 months ago

As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books

Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.

australopithecunt
3 months ago

As a person who is physically disabled (ehlers danlos and arthritis) along with having celiac disease, King Arthur has been a genuine life saver. For folks who can't find many of the products in stores (if you're rural like me for example) you can find their products online.

As an addition to this post for people who have/want to eat gluten free and struggle with the texture of the food (like I do), King Arthur's 1 to 1 gf flour is one of the few of flours I've found that doesn't make me feel like I'm not eating something inedible.

Tips for baking with brain fog
Brain fog in the kitchen can mean anything from forgetting an ingredient to accidentally skipping a recipe step, plus much more. Here's how to bake successfully, even when you're feeling foggy.

A useful article from King Arthur Flour (my beloved) on baking while disabled.


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australopithecunt
3 months ago

A voice from Gaza needs your attention 📢‼️

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters , my number verified on the list is ( #523 )✅️

✅️Vetted by @90-ghost

A Voice From Gaza Needs Your Attention 📢‼️
A Voice From Gaza Needs Your Attention 📢‼️
A Voice From Gaza Needs Your Attention 📢‼️

We don't even know anymore. Khaled, my little one, has started pronouncing the word "bombing," and it terrifies me.

I’m not here to beg or list every detail—because even an entire newspaper wouldn’t be enough. The images on TV screens and the stories you see online already tell you so much about what we endure. But no matter how much you see, you’ll never truly feel what we feel. And I wouldn’t wish this life on anyone.

A Voice From Gaza Needs Your Attention 📢‼️
A Voice From Gaza Needs Your Attention 📢‼️
A Voice From Gaza Needs Your Attention 📢‼️

How you can help my family

In this moment of despair, I reach out to you—not just as a stranger, but as a fellow human being. Our humanity connects us, and compassion knows no boundaries. Your kindness, no matter how small, can bring a glimmer of hope to our lives, shattered by war.

Here’s what we’re trying to rebuild:

💔 $5,000 for the father.

💔 $5,000 for the mother.

💔 $2,500 for Khaled.

💔 $2,500 for Intesar.

The rest will go toward essential living expenses—because there’s no safety net here, no hospitals, no medicine, no healthy food.

Our baby has been sick countless times, and every evacuation has only made things worse. We need help to survive, to heal, and to dream of a better tomorrow.

Even a Little Means Everything❤️❤️🙏

We appreciate your help, even if it’s just a small donation or simply sharing our story. Every bit of support matters. Together, we can rebuild what’s been taken from us and find hope amidst the rubble.

Thank you, from the bottom of our hearts. ❤️Jehad❤️

Donate to Please Save Khaled and Nana’s Family In Gaza, organized by Jess Rapoza
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Hello all, my name is Jess Rapoza from the USA. I am raising money on behalf … Jess Rapoza needs your support for Please Save Khaled and Nan
australopithecunt
3 months ago
Okay I Do Not Give A Shit About This Article At All But Where Did They Get This Picture Of The Skeleton

Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Okay I Do Not Give A Shit About This Article At All But Where Did They Get This Picture Of The Skeleton

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this


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australopithecunt
3 months ago
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australopithecunt
3 months ago
Not To Be Dramatic But This Is A Massive Fucking Deal And I Legitimately Hope Every Single Politician

Not to be dramatic but this is a massive fucking deal and I legitimately hope every single politician dies.

australopithecunt
3 months ago

Hiding government and public services to reduce how much they're used and "prove" that they're unneeded is a tried and true Republican technique. It's not a conspiracy, these things are deliberately made difficult to access to discourage people from using them because "more use = more funding" and "less use = less funding" is how public service funding is generally decided.

Musk outright lying about "deleting" a whole IRS program for low income tax filing is just a progression of common Republican tactics. Don't fall for it.

australopithecunt
3 months ago
Hey, Y'all! I Made These Today! I Release Them Into The World To Support The Cause! They're Sized For
Hey, Y'all! I Made These Today! I Release Them Into The World To Support The Cause! They're Sized For
Hey, Y'all! I Made These Today! I Release Them Into The World To Support The Cause! They're Sized For
Hey, Y'all! I Made These Today! I Release Them Into The World To Support The Cause! They're Sized For
Hey, Y'all! I Made These Today! I Release Them Into The World To Support The Cause! They're Sized For
Hey, Y'all! I Made These Today! I Release Them Into The World To Support The Cause! They're Sized For

Hey, y'all! I made these today! I release them into the world to support the cause! They're sized for 8.5x11 printer paper. Take 'em. Print 'em. Post 'em EVERYWHERE.

australopithecunt
3 months ago

A Harsh Night at the Mercy of the Wind 📢🆘

Yesterday was a difficult day for my family and children… Fierce winds swept through our fragile tent—the only shelter we had, offering us a semblance of security. But it could not withstand the wrath of nature. I sat watching my children huddle together, their little eyes filled with fear, and my heart ached because all I could offer them was patience and prayers.

I don’t know when we will receive a new tent or perhaps caravans that can provide us with a minimum level of dignity. We are not asking for much—just a roof to shield our children from the cold and rain, walls that give us a little privacy, and a glimmer of hope.

To everyone reading these words, we are here… trying to endure, trying to stay strong. But we need someone to hear our voices, someone to extend a helping hand, someone who believes that every human being deserves a dignified life.

Donate to Support a Mother's Struggle for Her Children, organized by Nasreen shawa
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Dear Humanity, My name is Nasreen, I am 37 years old, and I am a mother to… Nasreen shawa needs your support for Support a Mother's Struggl

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australopithecunt
4 months ago

I'm full of raw untapped potential that knows no limits.

australopithecunt
4 months ago
Trump Wants Snitches to Report on DEI. There’s Just One Problem.
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Donald Trump wants people to expose diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in the federal government. The idea is already flopping.

The threat was loud and clear: Report your so-called “DEI” employees or else. What exactly “DEIA or similar ideologies” means is up in the air, but the message was out there. And so was the email address of the DEIA snitching hotline. Fake emails quickly started to roll in. ‘I don’t care, fuck these McCarthyite bastards,” one BlueSky user said, with an screenshot attached of an email to the hotline where he ironically reported Donald Trump and JD Vance for being “put in their positions solely because of their race and/or gender despite the fact that they are wholly unqualified for their jobs and, in some cases, have criminal records.” “Anyone have a script to fire off a billion e-mails an hour??” another user asked in the replies. “Anyone can email anything of any size even if it crashes the site,” one X user noted. The scope and effectiveness of this latest phase of Trump’s anti-DEI crusade remains to be seen.

australopithecunt
4 months ago
australopithecunt
4 months ago

🌟 A Cry for Help: My Family’s Struggle to Survive in Gaza 🌟

Hello, my name is Areej Kassab. I’m a 27-year-old English teacher and writer from Gaza, and I’m reaching out to you with a heavy heart and a desperate plea for support. My family and I are enduring unimaginable hardships as relentless bombings devastate our home and our dreams.

🌟 A Cry For Help: My Family’s Struggle To Survive In Gaza 🌟
🌟 A Cry For Help: My Family’s Struggle To Survive In Gaza 🌟

We are a family of 15—10 adults and 5 children. Every day is a battle for survival. Food is scarce, humanitarian aid is not reaching us, and my little nieces and nephews go to bed hungry. Among them is my sister, who is deaf, and another sister who has a newborn baby. They, too, are suffering in this crisis, and I’m doing everything I can to protect and provide for them.

🌟 A Cry For Help: My Family’s Struggle To Survive In Gaza 🌟
🌟 A Cry For Help: My Family’s Struggle To Survive In Gaza 🌟

💔 A Life in Ruins The war has robbed us of everything: safety, peace, and even the hope of a future here. My family’s needs are basic yet critical—food, clean water, diapers for the babies, gas for cooking, and other essentials to make it through each day.

With rising prices and limited access to necessities, we are struggling to provide even the most basic items. My sister’s home has been destroyed, and we are working together to ensure everyone has shelter, food, and warmth.

✨ My Plea for Your Support ✨ I’m a writer, and I’ve been documenting the harsh realities faced by my community under siege. But words can only do so much. We need action, and we need help. Your kindness can save us.

🙏 How You Can Help

Donate: Every contribution, no matter how small, brings us closer to securing the essentials we desperately need.

Share Our Story: If you can’t donate, please share this post to help us reach others who can.

Your support will help provide food for the children, clean water for my family, and basic supplies to help us survive this unimaginable crisis.

Donate to Emergency Evacuation for Areej's Family in Gaza, organized by Melissa Saul
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My name is Melissa and I am supporting Areej to help her family surviv… Melissa Saul needs your support for Emergency Evacuation for Aree

Thank you for reading, for caring, and for standing in solidarity with us. Together, we can create a lifeline for my family—a chance to live, to dream, and to hope again.

With love and gratitude, Areej Kassab ❤️

australopithecunt
4 months ago
Who That Man

Who that man

australopithecunt
4 months ago

people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

australopithecunt
4 months ago

the fact that there are still claimants to the Hapsburg line is so funny to me. if I found out I was a Hapsburg, I would not mention that to a soul.

australopithecunt
9 months ago
Balbo Licekins (ship Name)

Balbo Licekins (ship name)

Allowing me and my pookie to play two old buff men in our campaign was a mistake our DM shan't forget.


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australopithecunt
1 year ago
Tomorrow When The Farm Boys Find This Freak Of Nature, They Will Wrap His Body In Newspaper And Carry

Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum.

But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual.

australopithecunt
1 year ago

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It really makes me sick to see people giving money to penny weeklies when Franklin's expedition STILL has not been found 😭 There are good men out there trapped in unimaginable temperatures and literally all that's needed is a little more funding for another rescue mission yet all you guys seem to care about are your vulgar little stories...

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the franklin expedition is dead as hell

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Disgraceful thing to say but I'd expect nothing more from a M*lville fan

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 hartgrindisreal

Sorry for posting so much about Tom Gradgrind/James Harthouse from Hard Times lately. It turns out that I was getting arsenic poisoning from my wallpaper? Anyway I took a seaside stroll and I'm normal now. Check your walls y'all

#whyyy did i assume they were committing unlawful actions together like where did i even get that from lol #hard times isn't even that good by dickens standards tbh

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Just painted this

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RIP Napoleon... you may have been unable to conquer Alexander's Russia but you sure as hell conquered Alexander's bed

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HERITAGE POST

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How does this have less than 100k notes you could literally not avoid this post back in the 20s lol

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poets just aren't dying young in mysterious water-related incidents like they used to :/

#as useless and degenerative as i find 'the living poets' and i'm glad we're finally moving on from them #i have to agree with op in this respect

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I finally got a daguerreotype of myself ^_^ Porcelain urn for scaling

📜 bartlebi-thescrivener

i think i hauve consumption

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They found oil in the ground??? WTF. THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORSTTTT. FUCK MY LIFE FOR REAL THIS TIME

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I swear this website has 0 reading comprehension skills. Darwin NEVER claimed we "evolved" from apes like if one of you guys actually bothered to open his new book you'll see all his arguments are backed up by evidence. He actually makes a lot of sense

#sure there's nuance like i don't fully agree with all of it #but his general theory of natural selection seems pretty sound imo

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Of course these are the finalists lmao this website is so predictable. Anyway vote Heathcliff if you dont i'm going to assume you're a phrenologist

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It's not problematic to acknowledge the fact that Heathcliff was a brute like he literally killed dogs in case you forgot. #rochestersweep

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I love the implication here that Rochester never did anything cruel either. He literally locked his wife in the attic and lied to Jane about it 😭 like that was a pretty significant thing that happened

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And? God forbid women do anything

#why'd you have to pit two bad bitches against each other #anyway i'm not attracted to men but still went with rochester #bc in terms of living quarters thornfield hall > wuthering heights easily

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 hartgrindisreal

Not the Russian tsar dying immediately after hartgrind became canon

#i know dickens hasn't technically confirmed it yet but like. SOMETHING was strongly implied ok #see: my previous post #dickensposting

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 hartgrindisreal

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LORD HELP ME. THE BODY LANGUAGE. THE WAY THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER. AHHHHHH

#this installment!!! im-- #dickensposting #i can't fucking cope #dickens wants to KILL us he wants us DEAD....

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⭐️ newamerican

Hi guys sorry I haven't been posting lately it's been so difficult getting to California 💀 I'm finally here now though just need to find a pickaxe and soon I'll be digging! :-) wish me luck lol

#gold #gold rush #gold rush grind #california #adventure

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australopithecunt
1 year ago
Gale Of Waterdeep

Gale of Waterdeep

australopithecunt
1 year ago
It's Okay Guys! Freddy's Just Nervous
It's Okay Guys! Freddy's Just Nervous
It's Okay Guys! Freddy's Just Nervous
It's Okay Guys! Freddy's Just Nervous
It's Okay Guys! Freddy's Just Nervous
It's Okay Guys! Freddy's Just Nervous
It's Okay Guys! Freddy's Just Nervous
It's Okay Guys! Freddy's Just Nervous
It's Okay Guys! Freddy's Just Nervous
It's Okay Guys! Freddy's Just Nervous
It's Okay Guys! Freddy's Just Nervous

It's okay guys! Freddy's just nervous

australopithecunt
1 year ago

got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes

australopithecunt
1 year ago
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australopithecunt
1 year ago

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

australopithecunt
1 year ago
My Second Art Fight Attack :) It Took A Really Long Time So I Don't Think I'll Be Attacking With A Project

My second art fight attack :) It took a really long time so I don't think I'll be attacking with a project of this magnitude again until the end of the month but it was a lot of fun!

My art fight account: https://artfight.net/~mustarrgh

OC cred: https://artfight.net/~muudpuddles


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australopithecunt
1 year ago
australopithecunt - The Biggest Haw to Ever Yee

My first art fight attack, hehe :)

Here's a link to my art fight account!: https://artfight.net/~mustarrgh

OC cred: https://artfight.net/~karigwuh


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australopithecunt
2 years ago
australopithecunt
2 years ago

often middle-class leftist obsessions with the guilloutine unsettle me not because im against violence (im not) (especially not against an unjust nationstate) but rather i am against executions especially by literally any state ever. & i cant fuck with people who are like "okay but we will execute people morally this time" girl thats what you said the last 5,000 times it never works give it UP.

australopithecunt
2 years ago

Working in a university is wild because in the same shift I can go from grading student papers to literally transcribing journal entries about a man's sexual experiences from the 1700s (literally its just bad, fuck that guy).

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