Latest Posts by australopithecunt - Page 3

terrible halloween doodles in my planner

Like to charge reblog to cast

edited a fucking map of texas to reflect IRL texas

Texas 1.0.3 patch notes

-san antionio is now accurately social distancing but is unforchantly bisexing mexico at a 90 degree angle

-houston is closer to galveston (because houston is just a suburb of galveston anyway)

-switched lubbock and amarillo for the hell of it

 -removed Dallas/Fort Worth and put them in fake texas

-added nuclear wasteland until we can patch some real cities with actual culture and diversity into where DFW used to be

-added Me Locator

-made Big Bend National Park slightly bigger

bob the builder but every episode focuses on some aspect of OSHA regulations

can axolotls survive in a gallon bucket of sprite

Yeah they can but you really shouldn't.

It's flu season! Remember to secure your leeches now so you can balance your humors later <3

literally my favorite type of tweet

Society if the septimus heap & earthsea books had received harry potter's popularity instead

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

Had a twenty-minute "totally-not-an-argument" with my mother yesterday over the royal family.

In the end, she concluded that I "probably hadn't researched the monarchy enough" and that my belief that "the French had the right idea" is a product of "unwarranted cynicism."

Meanwhile, my friend just texted me in floods of tears, letting me know the appointment she waited over a year for, for nerve ablation, was just canceled because of the royal funeral.

🙃🔥🙃🔥

The queen's done, Charles is probably next... reblog to remove 1 HP from Andrew

Emo necromancer and his emotional support dumbass

Corinthian helmet from the Battle of Marathon (490 BC) found with the warrior’s skull inside.

I’m terrified for the children of Florida and the future of the United States. Florida holds (currently) a ridiculous amount of persuasion and power in education. Despite consistently ranking in the bottom third of all educational metrics and SEVERALLY participating in redlining tactics, the state has not only chosen to lower teacher standings, but bolster privatization of education, and demolish the separation of church and state.

The fact that Florida holds a significant position in the election of all presidents (and to a lesser degree a number of house representatives) is the real issue. Floridian education will PLUMMET, but to the world nothing will change. But every election and decision they make will be radically altered.

Future voters won’t have the education or wherewithal to know what’s being presented to them. Only the upper echelon will and they will absolutely choose to maintain whatever status quo they live under. Under-educated people will vote for what they’re steered towards. Proper democratic methods will be removed.

This WILL spread to other southern states and continue the actions to dumb down the population to assure the wealthy and powerful remain in control.

Education in the cornerstone of democracy. EVERY authoritarian government begins with removing the educated. This is NOT a coincidence.

I know that tumblr/Twitter/Facebook/Instagram is an echo chamber but spreading this can only help, even just a little.

CARE ABOUT HOW YOUR STATE VALUES EDUCATION YOU FUCKS.

A summary of my grad school orientation:

I got lost in the woods

Weird almond sparkling water (it slapped)

Professors bullying historical figures

Professors damn near giving us panic attacks

Professors lamenting the state of the school

Professors bitching about admin for not giving us our budget 2 DAYS BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS

Lunch break

The new 3 stooges (me and 2 others)

3 of us getting covid for the first time this summer (surprise, it's the stooges)

Lunch communism

"Yo, the cane surprised me" "Yeah I have a gene mutation" "So will it get better?" "No" -cue awkward silence-

ONE OF US DROVE INTO A FIRETRUCK AT 60 MILES PER HOUR???

Nice conversations with professors

Everyone leaving except the GAs

Nearly freezing to death

Cool research projects!!!

Chugging almond water

Free school supplies!!

Getting lost in the woods again

Coming home to all the cabinets open because of Gilbert, my ghost

parents: if we take you drinking do you promise not to talk about anime science for one fucking night?

me: yeah ofc

me three strawberry daiquiris in: but it’s actually NOT impossible for shouto todoroki’s father to have O type blood while his father has AB as he’s a natural occurring chimera. there is one very famous case of a living chimera human with 61% type O blood and 39% type A blood. this is because chimeras can break genetic inheritance rules resulting in impossible heritable traits- which is probably why Shouto is perfectly split down the middle in regards to his generics in both quirk, hair, and possible other features unseen in the manga or anime like melanin production. it’s not unres-

Tragedy enjoyers when characters haunt the narrative, when nothing can be done to save them, when small moments of respite and happiness only serve to send them closer to their inevitable end

(via File Photo)

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green

the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads

Behold, one tiny alien baby kitten.

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Daily reminder that disability is not a punishment, no matter what. Anyone can become disabled at any time and that includes you, it is not retribution for doing bad things, it’s just a fact of life.