“Staring into the mirror, my eyeliner smeared on my face, my hair resting gently on the side I looked like the poster child for the misunderstood broken hearted.”
“Aren’t you going to say you’re sorry?”
“Barman, I’ll take a glass of alcohol, preferably with an umbrella!”
"Cry me a river.”
"Dude, this smells like my mother and trust me, that’s not a compliment.”
"Evidence points towards that A is an idiot.”
"Follow me, I’m the Alpha Idiot™.”
"Good things only come from danger.”
“Hey, that’s my food!”
“I have no idea how to not die here.”
“Jenga solves everything.”
“King or not, I don’t like you.”
“Look around, see that? That’s nobody caring about your opinion.”
“Maybe… I need you.”
“Naturally, we need to get bloody here.” (B: “No.”)
“Open up, I promise you’ll feel better.”
“Please say you’re here to stay.”
“Quit looking at me, you’re making me nervous.”
“Reach out your hand, I got you.”
“Sexy. And by sexy I mean disgusting.”
“Take me home.”
“Under the bed, now!”
“Voldemort was better than you.”
“Will you stop killing my mojo!”
“Xoxo” (B: [whisperes] “…gossip girl”)
“Young man, there’s no need to feel down, I said young man! Pick yourself off the ground!” (B: “Please stop quoting the YMCA”)
“Zippity zoopy, bring me that booty.”
Who would have known that spending two quiet nights in a room surrounded by the people I love the most would be the night my heart was broken?
“There are so many things I could do if only I dedicated myself to the process of getting there.”
“Don’t you ever get tired of being the villain?”
“I’ve let people ruin my image for too long. I’m leaving this place and things people have said about me behind.”
“It was a joke, but everyone’s taking it seriously. I don’t want to be known for that- it’s practically a lie!”
“Everyone’s been spreading that you’re a part of the mob. Is it true?”
“If there’s anything you’re known for, it’s certainly not ‘being subtle’.”
“For you, I’d throw it all away. My morals, my goals, my life. I would. Please don’t ask me too.”
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“So… are… you…”
“A vampire? Yeah.”
“What? I wasn’t gonna ask you that.”
“What? Did you even know before I said that??”
“Of course, we’ve been together for three years. I was gonna ask if you were ok.”
“Why would you ask that?”
“Dude, you forgot your sunscreen. You look like you are about to die.”
“Of course I have a heart … in a jar somewhere.”
“She stood in the dark, wood panelled hallway and stared at the door in front of her. It was slightly ajar and warm light spilled out onto the rich carpet and over her feet. She inhaled slowly, reached forward and pushed the door open.”
scenarios:
lying on the couch on top of eachother, one combing their fingers through the other’s hair as they watch a movie
waking their partner up for work when they notice their alarm didn’t go off
alternatively: allowing their partner to sleep in because they were overworked anyway and need the rest.
one waking up before the other, so they make up their side of the bed and can’t help but tuck in their sleeping lover as they do so.
giving the other a spoonful of the meal they’re cooking to test it out, holding their hand under their chin so nothing falls.
one is sick, so the other heats up a blanket in the dryer to give it to them while they rest on the couch.
listening to music together while they both take the day to clean around the house (maybe even getting a little distracted to dance instead)
calmly reassuring the other it’s okay when they drop a glass, gently checking their hands for any injury.
wiping a bit of frosting (or smth else) off of their cheek while eating and taking it for themself
smiling across the table when their cheeks are full of food and look quite cute.
dialogue:
“can you turn the heat on? i’m getting cold…”
“you were talking about that table there being a little…bare, so i got you some flowers to put in it’s space.”
“stop singing into the broom and hurry so we can watch this movie!”
“you always fall asleep halfway into the episode.”
“move your blanket, i wanna lay down on your lap.”
“sweetheart, you look cute, but i’m gonna need the sweater.”
“i know we had it for dinner last night, but…” *sighs* “the things i do for you.”
“did you just put my hoodie in the wash?!” “yeah.” “love, my phone was in there!”
“come here, hold my hand.” “you’re washing the dishes.” “..i can do both…”
“i hope you don’t mind that i took that painting down, but i thought that picture of us looked a little better…”
Anonymous said: Hi, thank you for all you do! I was wondering if you would have some dark quotes? I feel like there’s only light, airy ones floating around
Some of these are very negative and, well, dark, so if you’re not one for this sort of thing, please proceed warily.
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“She’s a saint with the lips of a sinner. She’s an angel with a devilish kiss.”
“If you don’t fight for what you love, you cry for what you lose.”
“I love you, as certain dark things are to be loved. In secret, between the shadow and the soul.” - Pablo Naruda
“Light is easy to love. Show me your darkness.” - R.Queen
“Hell sent us the most evil disease, and we humans called it “love” “- Conny Cernik
“You know that place between asleep and awake; that place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I will always love you. That’s where I will be waiting.” - Peter Pan
“But my dreams aren’t as empty as my conscience seems, to be. I have hours; only lonely. My love is vengeance that’s never free.”
“They told me not to play with fire, and I should’ve listened because I got burned by your soul and you left me in the ashes.”
“Until we’ve seen someone’s darkness we don’t really know who they are. Until we’ve forgiven someone’s darkness, we don’t really know what love is.” - Marianne Williamson
“We’re all searching for someone who’s demons play well with ours.”
“He saw the darkness in her beauty. She saw the beauty in his darkness.”
“I don’t really get why everything has to end. Nothing can be perfect but instead of quitting, People should try to fix their problems instead of leaving. Love is a really wonderful feeling but most people don’t know the real meaning.”
“He looked at me as if I were the only star in her darkest night and he kissed me as if I were the air that filled her lungs.”
“Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift.” - Mary Oliver
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“Don’t listen to them, please. Try and shut them out. They’re not real, this isn’t real.”