“Nevermind That It’s Illegal, Think Of How Upset Your Nanny Would Be”

“He obviously died of natural causes.”

“There’s a stab wound!”

“A very natural stab wound.”

Another set of sentence prompts!

“No, you don’t deserve ice cream!” 

“Please stop calling it your lair.” 

“I want a lion.”

“I’ll be the guard dog.” 

“Do you HATE happiness?!“ 

"Okay, I got a pla- oh." 

"What are your thoughts on giraffes in turtlenecks?”

“ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY BONKERS?!" 

"’We’re not going to die’? We’re not going to die?! Well it bloody feels like we’re about to die!”

“At least breathe in between bites!”

“You’re strangely nonchalant for someone who almost died a minute ago.”

“Who are these people?!”

“That was definitely my finest hour.”

“You are not going to have a good day.”

“Use the little scanny thing.”

“Ow, you shot me in the face!”

“Behind you!”

“Listen, it’s for science.”

“I didn’t even have to do anything.”

“Dude, this is romantic as fuck.”

“I’m in your mind…” “Great, just what I needed, more useless crap in there.”

“Anyone want to sing along?”

“I can save you.” “No, you can’t.”

“I don’t want to be rude, but you’re here to do an actual job.”

“Are you humming?” “It’s my theme song, I need it for confidence!”

“Let’s talk dirty to each other.” “Babe… we’re at work. Remember? Professional. Behavior. Please.”

“That looks infected.” “It’s fine.” “You’re dying.” “Well… that’s fine too.”

“Crickety crack, that’s really wack.”

“You don’t have to keep saving people just to prove you have a right to exist,” they said quietly.

“Well.” They floundered, ears ringing. How could someone come out and say things like that? “Not just.” They tried to joke.

Boing boing boing

Who would have known that spending two quiet nights in a room surrounded by the people I love the most would be the night my heart was broken?

“Whatever your problem is with me, you’re going to have to get over it for now.”

Angsty Dialogue Prompts

1. “I thought you said you loved me?” 2. “I wish I’d never met you.” 3. “I thought you were better than that.” 4. “I’m so sorry, there was nothing else I could do.” 5. “I didn’t mean to, it was an accident I swear!” 6. “Sorry won’t fix this.” 7. “I should have seen this coming.” 8. “What? You think I care?” 9. “I just miss him/her so much.” 10. “Please don’t leave me, not again.” 11. “My biggest regret was loving you.” 12. “Get out. Now.” 13. “I never want to see you again.” 14. “How could you do this?” 15. “You’re fucking crazy.” 16. “My heart can’t do this.” 17. “Wow, you had to go there didn’t you?” 18. “I have never hated someone as much as I hate you right now.” 19. “You broke me.” 20. “I wish I could say I hate you.” 21. “I need you to stay.” 22. “(S)He’s gone.” 23. “I am done.” 24. “Why did you love me?” 25. “I’m not okay.” 26. “You have no idea who I am.” 27. “I need you more than anything else.” 28. “I can’t take this anymore.” 29. “I’m not going to sit and watch you destroy yourself.” 30. “Did you ever love me?”

“I love you.”

“I …”

“It’s OK. You don’t have to say it back.”

Write a story including a set of three things

1) A song, a notebook, a broken necklace 

2) A spilt glass of red wine, sarcasm, one or two “accidental murders

3) A sliver, a bridge, summer 

4) Water, a dark forest, a bedtime story 

5) A sign, a world in ruins, a spark 

6) A protest, a child, a ring 

7) A bus out of town, midnight, time travel 

8) Scars, a globe, a letter 

9) A cupcake, a zombie, some glitter 

10) A camera, a ghost, childhood friends reunited 

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