“Just…just Tell Me Truth, Please.”

Book lovers…

Some angsty prompts for your OTP

Valentine’s Day is almost upon us and your OTP.  And not all couples are going to be happy.  So here are some angsty dialogue prompts, to help break a heart are two.

“You said forever!”

“We seemed to just always come up a little short.”

“Was loving me a joke?”

“I still love you, even after all that has happened.”

“Seven fucking years, and that’s all you have to say!”

“I was getting over you, why did you have to come back?”

“You’re not supposed to catch feelings for a bet.”

“Just this once, please stay.”

“I only ever wanted to hear that you loved me.  Was I asking to much?”

“I love you, but I have to go.”

“I hate you so much.”

“I can’t love you the way you want.”

“You were and still are my everything.”

Scenario Prompts

✂️ character gets a makeover

🎁 character receives a present

🛀 character takes a bubble bath

📜 character is working on an essay

💔 character has their heart broken

🍳 character cooks dinner

🍼 character looks after a baby

🎨 character sits for a painting

⛱ character goes to a beach

🚗 character is learning to drive

Who would have known that spending two quiet nights in a room surrounded by the people I love the most would be the night my heart was broken?

❤️

“I saved the world once before, I can do it again.”

Random Writing Prompts

1. “You ate the last piece of pizza? I hope you die.” 

2. “Since when are we friends? Oh, right, you needed that body to disappear.”

3. “When the moon is out, everything is silent, and when everything is silent, that’s when the world speaks volumes.”

4. “So, that was awkward.”

5. “No offense or anything, but, um, you’re crazy.”

6. “Everyone knows that, why else would I have garlic?”

7. “The Queen has spoken, your memes are dank.”

8. “When I spoke, I spoke with anger. I am sorry for telling you, you have a lopsided nostril, that was uncalled for.”

9. “I do not sound like that.”

10. “Do you even remember last night?”

11. “You punched someone twice your size? Why? Why are you so full of rage? You’re too tiny for this!”

12. “When I saw you, I knew for a fact that you were here to adopt a dog too.”

13. “The night was made for daring mistakes and fun, live a little.”

14. “Leave the moon out of this! She’s too pretty for you!”

15. “Just because I’m crazy doesn’t mean I don’t love dogs. I’m crazy, not a monster!”

16. “Whoa, dude, did that dog just speak to us?”

17. “Oh yeah, guess what? My dog is better than yours!”

18. “No one asked for your opinion, Susan!”

19. “Since when are bake sales so crazy?”

20. “Be myself? Really? Look where that got me so far!”

21. “Have I ever led you down the wrong path?”

22. “Magic tricks are cool and all, but have you ever seen a giraffe? Those long neck dudes are the coolest.”

23. “So, listen, when I was out last night, guess who I ran into?”

24. “Oh! I have a good idea! Kick them where it hurts!”

25. “I don’t know you very well, but I love the way your brain works.”

Humorous/Weird/Suggestive Writing Prompts

1) “Hey do you kn-AH! WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!” “WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?”

2) “Don’t look at me when you eat that banana. You know what that does to me.”

3) “Must you make eye contact with me while deep throating a popsicle?”

4) “Can you not moan while devouring your ice cream sundae? I’m trying to watch tv.”

5) “I’m 99.9% sure seahorses are fake.”

6) “Can fish drown?”

7) “I’m not saying I’d lick that body like an ice cream cone buuuut…”

8) “Do my lips taste like Doritos?”

9) “I don’t know who thought of eating Cheetos with chopsticks, but they’re either a genius or a coward.”

10) “Don’t go in-aaand you found my doll collection.”

11) “Damn! Mona Lisa ain’t got nothin’ on you!”

12) “So…this fruit actually came from a dragon?” (dragon fruit)

13) “My zipper got caught on my underwear and she/he/they were just helping me out!”

14) “I hear sex is the best kind of exercise.” “Both of your arms are broken. I don’t know how that’s gonna work out.”

15) “I swear, if you draw a penis on my cast, you won’t see the light of day again!”

16) “Why are you on the floor moping?” “I wasted a bowl of cereal because I didn’t know the milk went bad.”

17) “Babe, as much as I love cuddling you, I’m sick

18) “Sunglasses and a hat isn’t a disguise!”

19) “You’re the pineapple to my pizza.” “…I think we need to break up.”

20) “YOU DON’T NEED MORE BATHBOMBS! YOU ALREADY BOUGHT $200 WORTH OF THEM!”

21) “Are you really quoting that movie/show while we’re getting attacked?!”

22) “I wrote you a poem and, honestly, it’s so romantic. I just might date myself.”

23) “I can’t believe you were stupid enough to get stuck in a child’s swingset.”

24) “Um…who’s cat/dog is that?” “Wait…this isn’t yours?”

25) “I can’t believe you were about to throw down some 8 year old kid.” “They took the last bag of potato chips! What do you expect me to do?”

26) “Watermelon pizza looks absolutely disgusting…let’s try it.”

27) [wearing a viking helmet] “Hey, babe. Look! I’m a bit horny.”

28) “I shouldn’t find Jesus Christ’s adoptive father attractive, but I do.”

29) “We’re at a theme park and you wanna have a quickie?! Seriously?!”

30) “I swear to God if you don’t give me that back right now, I will guarantee that your great, great, great-grandchildren will suffer by my hand.” “..You scare me.”

Imagine your OTP #8

Person A is constantly moving around the country, looking for a job around being a maid/butler. They’ve tried everywhere, but no one is accepting, and right before they give up hope, guy get an email saying a job has opened up at a manor. Details describe that they’re a family of three, parents and the next of kin, Person B, who is expected to take over the family business when their parents are too old.

Person A shows up to the house, and is instantly assigned to help Person B with a date with Person C, another rich child taking the throne soon, which is in a week, and is very important. Person A and B almost instantly click together, becoming best friends quickly. When driving over to Person C’s house on the last day, Person B explains that they really don’t want to marry Person C, but rather want to live in just a normal home.

After the date, Person B looked miserable. Person A decided to take Person B to their favorite place in the area considering they’ve been literally everywhere. Person A and B end up having long conversations about their future, when Person B promises that no matter what happens, Person A will always be on their side. Through thick and thin, they would always be together, and no one could step between them. Person A just kind of giggles, accepting the fact that they’re just a maid/butler to Person B. Before Person A can say anything else, they’re kissed by Person B. While Person A knows they shouldn’t be okay with it, they been in love with Person B since they met a week ago.

For multiple years, Person B would say they’re going on a date with Person C, when they really were just slipping away with Person A. One day, Person B gets into a large fight with their parents, and locks themselves in their room. Person A tries to help but just get yelled at. Person A then leaves the home back to where they would be with Person B. Finally, Person B shows up and apologizes for yelling, and drags Person A back to the house. Person B stand in front of their parents, their parents expecting an apology, and instead, Person B proposed to Person A, and ends up instantly runs away from home afterwards to elope with Person A.

“If we try all this again, and I lose you-”

“Hey, look at me. That isn’t going to happen, I promise. I’m not letting you go.”