If It's Not A New Album I'll Tell The FBI That Frank's Playing That Song Again.

let’s just say neil wouldn’t have had to worry about his father

Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

Bella Swan and Louis de Pointe du Lac in group therapy and when the therapist asks how they’re doing their hallucination vampire boyfriends say “lie” in unison send post

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “new mcr post with logo” youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear mcr5 is real this time. it has to mean something.

my good friend tumblr, pacing: frank is lying to us

Grace Wilde. Oscar Wilde. The Picture of Dorian Gray. Tattoos with great consequence, but the skin around the tattoo is preserved.

I think every time Elias and Peter get re-married Elias makes Peter buy him another ring and Elias wears every single one of them just on different fingers and it looks ridiculous but no one says anything because it’s the only way everyone else can keep track of which marriage/divorce they’re on.

gerard way is here to save us after the election

still floored at how in his famous essay on brothers karamazov, freud decides to diagnose dostoevsky with bisexuality out of nowhere and follows it with "teehee, sorry"