Latest Posts by avocado-47 - Page 5
How the fandom thinks dazai and mori's dynamic works: Toxicity, abuse, bla bla bla
Their actual dynamic:
Mori curled up in the corner, visibly traumatised due to the fact that all his shitty plots are failing
"Dazai-kun, please stop bullying me..."
Dazai slurping some instant noodles while staring into his soul
"I wanna kill myself, give me some medicine that does the job or I'll fuck up your plan so bad you'll do it yourself."
Trump got sniped but not shot, covid is edging Biden and president Xi reportedly just had a stroke. Someone brought their death note on temu
I love light’s staged little lover’s breakdown while holding L’s corpse in his arms. theater kid fuckass
Autistic by birth. My Chemical Romance fan by the grace of God.
The Magnus Archives is just Jujutsu Kaisen for an adult audience in podcast form
still floored at how in his famous essay on brothers karamazov, freud decides to diagnose dostoevsky with bisexuality out of nowhere and follows it with "teehee, sorry"
stumbled across some of my printer opinions that i don't recall writing but am correct about
Grace Wilde. Oscar Wilde. The Picture of Dorian Gray. Tattoos with great consequence, but the skin around the tattoo is preserved.
Me from the ages of 6-11
ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever...
WAIT HOLD ON WAIT
anger management/poor darrien blacked out during his therapist's appointment and woke up by the magnus institute outreach center where?
in OXFORD
WHERE IS HILLTOP ROAD LOCATED?
IN OXFORD
TMA AU in which Jonathan Sims got himself a car after the promotion. He's not exactly a car person, but that's what people do, he's pretty sure of it. And he can do so much with that car. He can bitch about the parking in central London, he can use it to spy on his assistants, he can name the car, live in it for a while, have it stolen, have it confiscated, have it vandalized by every avatar in Britain. When Jon is on a run, he throws away his license plates and can't find them after his charges are cleared. He loses his driving license too, but that's alright, he can just consult with the Beholding to avoid police. At this point everyone tells Jon to leave the cursed pile of metal somewhere in the woods already, but he can't just abandon his beloved automobile! What do you think he named it? I think Barnabas. I also think the car became sentient and drove away after the apocalypse, as per the laws of the genre. Jon met Basira in one of the domains, asked if she's seen his car and got smacked immediately.
i dont believe jonny didnt base gerry keay of gerard way HAVE YOU LISTENED TO MAMA BY MCR ?!
Most important thing to remember when characterizing Atsushi is that he is, at his core, a kind person. The second is that he is a little bitch
We should sacrifice one politician every March 15th to satisfy the spirit of the Roman Empire
aw man i can't wait to hang out with all 23 of my friends on the 15th of March!!! it will be so much fun.
Except this time his hair is firetruck red because I listened to danger days instead of three cheers for sweet revenge
I don’t think TMAGP-Gerry has the eye tattoos, but in my heart he still has shitty dyed hair. That had nothing to do with the trauma he’s just bad at dying his hair
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Hello Jon, apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best to not announce myself. 👁️
TMAGP 8 SPOILERS
If the protocol universe has Gertrude, Gerry, and Georgie, that probably means that the archives universe had Sam, Alice, Gwen, and the rest of the OIAR. Meaning they were probably trapped in a fear domain and suffered horribly. You're welcome.
so now that chapter 112 is out can we appreciate the fact that Chuuya barged into the head of the PM's office with a set of fake teeth in his hands, asking for help like a child requesting assistance on tying his first tie, and Ruthless Murderer Mori Ougai looked this poor short man dead in the eyes and immediately decided to completely ruin his subordinates day for no reason other than he thought it was funny
saw someone say 'Gertrude Robinson is the Watchers problem child' and my mind just went 'and Elias is the spoiled brat'*
So enjoy the Watchers "children"
*It was between that and 'The Watchers biggest bitch' btw
also I lost the post where it said that abt Gertrude HELP
Taglist: @mocha-bunbun @creaturre @diah-the-demon @lauch-for-everyone
I think every time Elias and Peter get re-married Elias makes Peter buy him another ring and Elias wears every single one of them just on different fingers and it looks ridiculous but no one says anything because it’s the only way everyone else can keep track of which marriage/divorce they’re on.
I saw this post and absolutely had to draw it
*tinfoil hat on* I think tmagp being more standalone is the real red herring and some fell for it hook line and sinker, denying obvious clues and ties to tma (Gwendolyn BOUCHARD, fucking hilltop road again, jonmartin???); I know this is the 15 different Michaels podcast side/sequel, but c'mon
I think it's more like it will work perfectly fine as a stand alone work, but some people heard "it's fine to start with protocol if you haven't listened to archives" and "coming from archives might give you certain preconceptions that mess you up with protocol theorizing" and took that to mean the two podcasts will be as unconnected as possible with only stylistic and aesthetic overlap, no plot or lore, but like. just because it will still work for new listeners doesn't mean older content won't be relevant? we've got a whole set of fresh characters, if new audience members need to learn about something that happened in archives then they will do it via the characters learning about it. you don't accidentally name a character "bouchard" for a second time, cmon guys.
Podcasts are so funny, I can literally re-listen to the Magnus archives but picturing Jon with the most absurd hats, sombreros and ugly new year glasses or even galaxy leggings in the most heartbreaking and serious scenes and nothing could ever stop me. And it would be canon.
Just a sneak into my twisted mind and the power of one's imagination. Unstoppable. From now on, they're all bald.
Assuming Augustus is in fact Jonah Magnus (I do not subscribe to this theory but let's roll)
I would die to hear Peter Lukas doing some complex ritual to get his awful husband out of the computer, just to divorce him again a week later.
needles be serving cunt.
him and ink5oul are besties
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT CELIA IS THE SAME CELIA FROM TMA??
THE CELIA THAT THOUGHT MELANIE AND GEORGIE COULD SAVE THE WORLD?!
THE SAME CELIA WHO USED TO BE LYNNE HAMMOND AND CONTACTED THE INSTITUTE?
THE SAME CELIA VOICED BY LOWRI ANN DAVIES
THE FACT THAT NOBODY IS MENTIONING THIS IS MAKING ME FEEL INSANE
LIKE DR DAVID IS TELLING ME ITS ALL IN MY HEAD
MAYBE THE REAL CELIA WAS THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY
Instead of "hey siri," it's "hello jon"
this is merely a hypothetical for protocol but if i found out i could use jonathan fucking sims like siri i would abuse that shit all day. do you understand me. “hey siri what’s the weather like today” “evil” “thank you jonathan sims head archivist of the magnus institute, london” do you get what im saying
Reblog to reassure poor Needles that he’s doing great and we all think he’s very scary.