Azuredgalaxies - Cece

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

the evolution of aph france interpretations

domestic gang shit

- darry has a rule that no one is allowed to speak to him after 7pm (my man needs his rest)

- on that note no one is allowed to speak above a whisper after 8pm

- pony has permanently dyed the bathtub random neon colors with his bath bombs

- steve and soda mattress surf down the stairs

- there’s a steve shaped indent in a wall from when the mattress went downstairs too fast

- drunk two bit frequently sleeps in the curtis family’s bathtub

- dallas spends so many nights sleeping at the curtis house that darry added his name to their family chore chart

- darry likes to put steve’s report cards on the fridge because he does well in school and he wants to encourage that

- johnny and pony tried to build a treehouse in the backyard when they were little

- they never completed it but there’s like remnants of wooden planks nailed to a tree

I’m sorry what-

I have two moods: nicest guy you’ll ever meet and twisted fucking cycle path