So Was Anybody Gonna Talk About The New Ecology Paper Proposing Ethiopian Wolves As Potential Pollinators

it warms my heart to know that ancient Romans would travel to more-ancient Greece and then get mad that it wasn't like it was in Homer/Plato/Aristotle & complain back home that Greece sucked to visit

me, explaining liches to my new players: so basically they have to constantly take the souls of people to ensure that they continue to be a lich. like an adobe subscription

barbarian: adobe soulscribtion

lowkey funniest part of mandalorian is that if the reason yoda talks the way he does is true, it follows that centuries from now there’s gonna be a wise old Force master talking like a back-alley merc

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

live laugh love? nah, bite scream growl

Tony: *grumbling* What do you two want now?

Steve: Just checking in. Making sure you’re taking breaks.

Bucky: Making sure you’re hydrated.

Steve: Making sure you’re not overworking yourself.

Bucky: Making sure you know how good you look in those glasses.

Steve: *blinking* Bucky.

Bucky: What? It’s an important check-in.

someone should pay me a lot of money so i can take a year off work and spend all my time baking and writing and working out

"A warlock patron can be a warlock themselves, it's called a pyramid scheme."