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Captain Howzer

Well I guess I’m not a captain anymore. People have been calling me “baja blast dilf” and I have no idea what it means. PFP by @badbatcher-99RP blog with @meme-force-99

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1 year ago

how you doing king?

Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.

1 year ago
Inner Peace 🩵💜

Inner peace 🩵💜

1 year ago

This is awesome.

Finally Gave The New Sketchbook A Design

Finally gave the new sketchbook a design

1 year ago

I mean...

Psst. You’re dumb.

Surely I won't recover from this grave insult

1 year ago

i cried when ryloth

...

1 year ago

🤨

Heyyyyyy Captain ;)

Have you ever tried a Baja Blast hard dew? Their truly fantastic.

Not being from your planet, it’s hard dew know what that is… 😎

1 year ago

Heyyyyyy Captain ;)

Have you ever tried a Baja Blast hard dew? Their truly fantastic.

Not being from your planet, it’s hard dew know what that is… 😎

1 year ago
Nothing But Love For MY Captains ❤️

nothing but love for MY Captains ❤️


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1 year ago

heheheheh

So...I hear someone spent the evening with a certain handsome ARC trooper. SPILL! I need to know everything!

It was lovely, Phee!

We talked for hours over the food Captain Gregor prepared, which was truly excellent. It rivaled the food served at the fanciest of state dinners. He really outdid himself!

Echo seemed so relaxed. I have never seen him like that. The stories flowed from him as if he had been waiting to share them with me for years. I don't think I've ever had such a good time!

1 year ago

🫡😎

Hello captain cutie 🤭❤️

Hello Reader6898! Is that your CT number?

1 year ago

Hello captain cutie 🤭❤️

Hello Reader6898! Is that your CT number?

1 year ago

Yes. There is still much to be done for our brothers across the galaxy. The action must be far more undercovers, I mean undercover, than it was during the war, but it's even more important.

Why are you laughing?

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

1 year ago

Because...

Fireball put it there. Or Nemec. No, Fireball.

Must have thought it was funny.

Classic Fireball.

Heh.

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

1 year ago

Um.

That's... Uhh.

That's not mine.

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

1 year ago

😳

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

1 year ago

😏

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

1 year ago

Oh kark, comin out swingin.

Since General Skywalker made us scrape the Senator Amidala art off our ship, I wonder what we should replace it with...

1 year ago

*ahem*

"What girlfriend?" 😇

Since General Skywalker made us scrape the Senator Amidala art off our ship, I wonder what we should replace it with...

1 year ago

I feel like you would like skateboarding. Or perhaps hoverboarding?

I'd be down to try both, given the time and training!

1 year ago

Too chicken to say it to my face, @superiorsniper? Gotta hide your snarky little jabs in the tags?

Something Is Dripping But I Don't Know Exactly What. 😏

Something is dripping but I don't know exactly what. 😏

1 year ago
@capt-traitor 🤐

@capt-traitor 🤐

Something Is Dripping But I Don't Know Exactly What. 😏

Something is dripping but I don't know exactly what. 😏

1 year ago

Looks like a pretty admirable dude.

Fives The Clone Wars 4.10 Carnage Of Krell Howzer The Bad Batch 1.12 Rescue On Ryloth
Fives The Clone Wars 4.10 Carnage Of Krell Howzer The Bad Batch 1.12 Rescue On Ryloth
Fives The Clone Wars 4.10 Carnage Of Krell Howzer The Bad Batch 1.12 Rescue On Ryloth
Fives The Clone Wars 4.10 Carnage Of Krell Howzer The Bad Batch 1.12 Rescue On Ryloth
Fives The Clone Wars 4.10 Carnage Of Krell Howzer The Bad Batch 1.12 Rescue On Ryloth
Fives The Clone Wars 4.10 Carnage Of Krell Howzer The Bad Batch 1.12 Rescue On Ryloth
Fives The Clone Wars 4.10 Carnage Of Krell Howzer The Bad Batch 1.12 Rescue On Ryloth
Fives The Clone Wars 4.10 Carnage Of Krell Howzer The Bad Batch 1.12 Rescue On Ryloth

Fives The Clone Wars 4.10 Carnage of Krell Howzer The Bad Batch 1.12 Rescue on Ryloth

1 year ago

The nerd gets pouches on every single limb of his body and no one bats an eye, but I get a hard time for a little extra utility after losing everything?

Seems fair.

(Nice artwork by the way.)

Sir Howzer, the Haunted.

Sir Howzer, The Haunted.

Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES

1 year ago

Maybe someone thought you could use a reminder.

What kind of man is Howzer? 1000 word minimum MLA format due in an hour.

FIRST OF ALL, I opened this at 6am my time. Closed it, laid back down in bed... and my mind immediately started racing with a thesis, concrete details, and commentary.

Then I thought, "No one would read that... And you have so much to do this week... And writing time should be spent on the Hunter fic anyway... And that'd be a silly waste of time... And I think anon was joking..."

So, without further ado...

docs.google.com

The body has a word count of 1124, and the entire work is available also in photographic form for those who are opposed to clicking a link. 😉

What Kind Of Man Is Howzer? 1000 Word Minimum MLA Format Due In An Hour.
What Kind Of Man Is Howzer? 1000 Word Minimum MLA Format Due In An Hour.
What Kind Of Man Is Howzer? 1000 Word Minimum MLA Format Due In An Hour.

I expect compensation for this. 😉

1 year ago

I… uh… Haven’t gotten this kind of… erm… academic attention before.

What kind of man is Howzer? 1000 word minimum MLA format due in an hour.

FIRST OF ALL, I opened this at 6am my time. Closed it, laid back down in bed... and my mind immediately started racing with a thesis, concrete details, and commentary.

Then I thought, "No one would read that... And you have so much to do this week... And writing time should be spent on the Hunter fic anyway... And that'd be a silly waste of time... And I think anon was joking..."

So, without further ado...

docs.google.com

The body has a word count of 1124, and the entire work is available also in photographic form for those who are opposed to clicking a link. 😉

What Kind Of Man Is Howzer? 1000 Word Minimum MLA Format Due In An Hour.
What Kind Of Man Is Howzer? 1000 Word Minimum MLA Format Due In An Hour.
What Kind Of Man Is Howzer? 1000 Word Minimum MLA Format Due In An Hour.

I expect compensation for this. 😉

1 year ago

Captain of my heart 🥰 you're too precious

Captain Of My Heart 🥰 You're Too Precious
1 year ago

🫡

Howzer Has Gotten Even Hotter Since The Last Time We Saw Him. The Man Is Carrying The Entire Season On
Howzer Has Gotten Even Hotter Since The Last Time We Saw Him. The Man Is Carrying The Entire Season On
Howzer Has Gotten Even Hotter Since The Last Time We Saw Him. The Man Is Carrying The Entire Season On

Howzer has gotten even hotter since the last time we saw him. The man is carrying the entire season on his back and serving looks

1 year ago

😀

Howzer Has Gotten Even Hotter Since The Last Time We Saw Him. The Man Is Carrying The Entire Season On
Howzer Has Gotten Even Hotter Since The Last Time We Saw Him. The Man Is Carrying The Entire Season On
Howzer Has Gotten Even Hotter Since The Last Time We Saw Him. The Man Is Carrying The Entire Season On

Howzer has gotten even hotter since the last time we saw him. The man is carrying the entire season on his back and serving looks

1 year ago

Why thank you. It definitely wasn’t the result of a dare, initially. It was definitely intentional.

@baja-blasters and @tbbs-best-hair

You guys made it to the top 2 spots of the best Clone Trooper hairstyles (according to this guy on YouTube.) (Well, and according to me...I didn't realize it but I guess I pick my favorites by their cool hair.)

His comments about Hunters hair (6:00 mark):

"Speaking of amazing hairstyles, we have Hunter from The Bad Batch. You know, I don't need to defend this."

And Howzer's hair (9:15 mark):

"For the final one, we have probably the best clone haircut to exist. And it goes straight to S tier, right to the top. Right there to the very top. Look at this man. I think this might be one of the best hairstyles in the Star Wars Universe, let alone TCW and TBB. I want to steal this man's look."

@baja-blasters And @tbbs-best-hair

Well done, fellas!

@baja-blasters And @tbbs-best-hair
1 year ago

Hi Captain. Since it's Valentine's Day here on my world, I wanted to take this opportunity to tell you that... um... from the first moment you appeared on my screen, you've held a special place in my heart, and what you did to uphold integrity and stand up to the Empire was truly amazing. You're as wonderful as you are sexy. That is all.

Ahem. Um. Well. That's... That's real nice. I... uhh... I don't really know what to say. Thank you?

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