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Describe your ideal date?

I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold... all you need is a light pair of blacks under your armor.

Sir, are you aware that you are an internet sensation?

hi have you ever had sex?

I mean... At least you said "hi" first...?

I'm gonna go ahead and leave this one up to you... Whatever you prefer to... uh... envision.

What are your thoughts on Mayday's tropical paradise? Do you visit? Do you live there?

I visited once but he made fun of me so ruthlessly that I'm probably gonna stick to other vacation spots for now. At least until I get a good pair of noise-cancelling headphones.

:Incoming Message from CT-3996, Guard Trooper Tumbler:

Vod to Vod, how do you maintain that hair style with the bucket? One of my fellow Guards is trying to replicate the style but it ends up looking like a rats den after wearing a bucket for eighteen hours.

- @corrie-guard-tumbler

Honestly, I think it's the humidity on Ryloth.

How does it feel to eat take out from a place that doesn't have a baja blast? Do you even bother eating at those places?

I mean... Virtually anything is better than ration bars, so... Can't be too picky!

How does it feel to have the second prettiest color armor?

I don’t like what you’re implying 🤨

Do you have a thing for Twi'leks?

If by "thing" you mean a deep respect and enduring gratitude, then yes.

All I see is a stunningly handsome individual with eyes that are as soulful as his eyebrows are expressive.

There has got to be a pun in there somewhere…

Howzer gelato? ahahahaaha

Happy football day to all who celebrate!

🏈

Shucks, uh, thank you?

how did u choose such a sexy hairstyle?

I lost a bet to a squad mate and I had to let a local Twi'lek shave my head however they wanted. This is how it grew out. Good luck, I guess. Or a merciful Twi'lek.

Well I could have told you that.

FIREBALL MY BELOVED

HIS FACE! WE FINALLY GET TO SEE HIS FACE!

Just in kriffing time, too; I was about to get a detail massively wrong in next week's SBN chapter 💀

Howzer how do you get your hair to stay so perfect while you wear a helmet?

Listen. You can't tell anyone, but... it's blurrg drool. The stuff lasts for days and doesn't wash out, so your only option is to comb it through. Turns out it's quite handy. 😳

how did u choose such a sexy hairstyle?

I lost a bet to a squad mate and I had to let a local Twi'lek shave my head however they wanted. This is how it grew out. Good luck, I guess. Or a merciful Twi'lek.

Hello Howzer! Hope you’re doing well! I made chocolate chip cookies today and wanted to offer you some over the holonet :)

Well thank you! 😛

When you stood your ground and didn't agree with what the Empire was doing, I've never been prouder of my Captain.

Erm... thank you? Trooper?

Hello Captain!

What are some of your favorite winter activities?

And do you believe in soul mates?

Hi there!

Umm, I haven't done a lot of winter stuff just yet, and Ryloth didn't really have any seasons either. Well, nothing outside of hot and humid, anyway. So I've been enjoying the cold and some of the things that come with it: hot drinks, cozy clothing, and slippers, which were not something we ever had during the war.

And uhhh that last part seemed to sneak in there...

as a little birthday gift to myself and one last drawing before new years i decided to draw howzer my beloved <3

Do you like tea? I need to know. It’s important. I found an image that reminded me of you for some reason but that was under the assumption that you like tea.

Ehhh, tea is kinda weak…

but I actually really love it with some biscuits 👉🏻👈🏻

Captain Baja Blast 🥤🌮

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Clone Wars gave to me…

Four extra chins

Three toothpicks

Two warm brown eyes

And a huge kriffing baa-zoo-kaaaaaa 🎶

FFS I forgot the picture the first time

On the fiiirst day of Chriiiistmas, the Clone Wars gave to meeee~

A huge kriffing ba-zoo-kaaaaaa 🎶

🩵🩵🩵

From Our Corner of the Holonet to Yours...

(Art by the amazingly talented @nika6q!)

Baaaaahahahahaha wait a minute! You're the infamous Fresher Pisser?! I thought it was just a legend. Fireball's gonna love this.

Going to tell the holonet how you got your name?

There was once a gas leak in the kitchen on Kamino, causing a massive fire that was threatening to consume the entire building. Troopers everywhere. Utter turmoil. No one could find the broken line that was feeding the blaze and the chaos was rising. Time was running out. I didn’t have any knowledge of structural engineering so I just needed to get out of there. But as I was fleeing the facility, I caught sight of 99. His face was contorted in terror as he was hollering “Mayday! Mayday!” at the top of his lungs as he ushered the cadets out as fast as he could. It was at that moment that I knew I had to step up. I went into the kitchen in a last ditch effort to help, and that’s when I saw it — a cracked pipe above the hydrator. There was a spanner carelessly tossed on the prep counter, so I grabbed it and leapt on top of the cooling chamber to be able to reach. It was fixed in seconds. And I knew in my heart from that day forward that I would always take a stand when courage was needed.

That is definitely what happened.

You and two other people you might know seemed to have made my tumblr crush list 😄 idk what to make of this (or what you make of this lol) but I wanted to let you know bc you're a cool chap!

Aww shucks! Well thanks! I really like one of those other two! 😉

You’d probably love my frittata then.

What’s something you’re working on or have created that you’re particularly proud of?

Come on — it’s good to be kind to yourself, to recognize and celebrate the talent you’ve been blessed with or the enjoyment you get out of creating!

Many of us are so terrified of being cocky or self-promoting that we often downplay any achievement or deflect any compliment.

IT ENDS TODAY 🤓

Reblog this with some love for something you’ve done. Rave about it as if it were something a friend made! Tell us what you love. The inside jokes. The details you are proud of.

Let’s hear it. ☺️

does a delicious frittata count?

I didn’t take any pics…

But it was dense and meaty and covered in cheese.

💯

What’s something you’re working on or have created that you’re particularly proud of?

Come on — it’s good to be kind to yourself, to recognize and celebrate the talent you’ve been blessed with or the enjoyment you get out of creating!

Many of us are so terrified of being cocky or self-promoting that we often downplay any achievement or deflect any compliment.

IT ENDS TODAY 🤓

Reblog this with some love for something you’ve done. Rave about it as if it were something a friend made! Tell us what you love. The inside jokes. The details you are proud of.

Let’s hear it. ☺️

Are you a hot chocolate kinda guy?

that isn’t some kind of suggestive double meaning, is it? 🧐

HOWZ it goin' :)

ANONYRIFFIC! 🥴

Hi again Howzer! 🩵 I just thought of another question. What do you (and other clones) think about the accelerated aging gene? Is it something that scares you?

Well, some of us say "live fast and die hard"...

Others try not to think about it.

It's hard to imagine any other way, to be honest. Like, how would you feel if you had the option to live 200 years? It's kinda fascinating to think about. :)