Does Anyone Wanna Do Some Gay Bullshit To Me

I am watching the first episode of school spirits and the use of phoebe bridgers I know the end in the FIRST EPISODE!!!

Almost made me cry

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

Abolish the Republican Party.

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

got a major pest problem this year actually

Cupping your own boobs for no real reason is important enrichment for girls

Me with collecting cool quarters

Would you rather $1 million or a disgusting old penny