Sorry I Never Replied. Everyday Is Blending Together And Im Losing Sense Of Time

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

bumper sticker idea

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

Blowing a kiss to paramount for actually renewing the beautiful shows that I watch from them in a timely manner. A task that is apparently impossible for other companies to do

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me (do people use kofi for that or tumblr's built in system? Let me know what you prefer) or buying a print or sticker here! (STORE DOWN 7/28) If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

Cupping your own boobs for no real reason is important enrichment for girls