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[The Director of The False Last Act] sings "Pure Imaginaton' by Kathleen to [Oldest Dream] and you cannot convince me otherwise.
It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it
Dick finding out JayRoy are dating:
Dick, glaring at Roy:
Roy: ...
Roy: Uh, sup?
Dick, being serious: I don't care that you've been my best friend longer than Jason have been my brother but sleep with one eye open if you ever hurt my little brother.
Roy, sweating because he knows Dick is serious and would actually hurt him: Duly noted.
Jason: *bursts out laughing*
Was doing something unrelated but
Can you imagine a world where nobody knows the batkids are actually Batman's children and hence, when they hear them yelling at each other "I'll report this to Batman!" They think it's actually serious team discussion
And they don't know that for them it literally translates into "I'm telling dad!"
Like, You see Nightwing arguing with Red Hood and going "Oh, i'm SO reporting this to Batman"
"OH NO, YOURE NOT"
"YES I AM"
And everyone else thinks this is serious? And it could affect Hood's status as an ally?
But really is just Dick telling his little brother he's snitching about his broken arm to their dad-
Or you see Red Robin trying to bribe Robin and Spoiler "I'm reporting your actions to Batman"
"Yeah, gotta start the report about it, and he's going to be so-"
"... How much?"
And they smile maliciously, and anyone else thinks RR did something REALLY bad but it's just that he exceeded his weekly allowed coffee and his sibblings found out
Because they also do it to other people, like Tim does it to Supes when he's arguing with Kon-
Half ghosts can't sleep normally. Ghosts don't need to rest for long and they don't sleep the way mortals do. It's more like torpor. Halfas also needs to go through torpor but it's not easy for warm-blooded creatures to do it. They need a specific environment. They naturally want a cold environment that has a lot of pressure on them. Just like if they were buried in their grave.
Danny has to deal with it somehow. He uses about 10 weighted blankets and as many frozen compresses as he can get. It's not working well but it's something.
That is until he had a run in with Mr.Freeze. Being locked in a small container meant to freeze him to death slowly until Batman came was not bad at all. Being locked in the equivalent of a frozen coffin gave Danny the best sleep he had had in a long time. A bit more pressure and it would be perfect for him. Just like being entombed in the cold dark earth where he felt like he belonged.
βWelcome to BatBurger. Home of the BatBurger. How may I take your order?β
βWith a smile of course!β The Joker cackled as he pulled out a canister and threw it at the cashier.
βNuh-uh.β The cashier deadpans before throwing the canister back.
βThe fuck you mean βNuh-uhβ?β Joker yelled throwing the canister back.
βDonβt wanna.β The cashier replied while smacking the canister out of the air and directly into the Joker's hand.
βWhy you little!β The Joker threw the canister on the ground and lunged at the cashier.
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βAnd what happened after that?β Commissioner Gorden asked the young man in front of him.
βHe tripped.β The young man said with a shrug.
βUh-huh.β Gorden hummed as he looked over where the body bag was being pulled out of the restaurant. βAnd the holes?β
βI guess the canister finally went off. It's such a shame really. I didnβt even get to deliver a decent punchline.β
βRightβ¦ And what was your name again?β
βOh, itβs Danny. Danny Fenton. But you wonβt be able to find me if you look me up.β The young man, Danny, said with a shit-eating grin.
βYou know youβre not supposed to admit to going by a fake identity right?β Gordan asked with a raised eyebrow.
βYa, but it is my real name. You just wonβt be able to find it.β Danny said as he shifted his gaze to the shadowed figgier in the nearby alleyway. βNot even you, Big Bat. But you're free to try.β
βHn.β Batman grunted before stepping back further into the shadows and disappearing.
βWhy do I feel like you are about to beβ¦ and heβs gone. Why do I even bother?β Gordan sighed as he looked away from where the Bat vanished and back to where Danny was supposed to be. He grumbled as he put his notebook away and started for his car. His car, that now had a little green sticky note on it.
we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !
I wanna make a Shazam x Percy Jackson crossover where basically Billy as the Gods champion + living in DCU
so is super chill as he arrives in PJO world
Zeus absolutey adores his champion as his sponsers do.
Billy is basically BAMF because Hera and the other gods who do no know Billy are like that one meme
Daddy?
uhh...Okay!
Billy is there's now and the Demigods are very confused on why everyone is being so respectful\
I really just want this fanfic to be Billy BAMF and chill
and Demigods confused and jealous
you know a fic is good when it has this
Bella / Minor / Any Pronouns I'll mostly reblog stuff and the stuff I reblog WILL be random. Follow at your own risk.
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