Beqqq - She Doodly On My Dingding

Since Kung Pow Penis is coming back into the tumblrina’s arsenal, and new users are supposedly coming here from twitter who might not know in the first place, I think people need a bit of a reminder how to use it properly. You should only start or continue a KPP attack if OP is the one you’re trying to use it on. If you use it on somebody who added to the post, they won’t see shit past the initial K, and a potentially undeserving OP will have their notifications spammed by stray letters for ages.

With great power comes great responsibility, and with great Kung Pow comes great Penis.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

me on a tuesday

4am thoughts

dialogue between an AI and a poet

poem by me, 3.21.2020

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I’m Trying to Get Angry But I’m Very Tired and All I Can Manage is Deep, Unyielding Sorrow: A Memoir