4am Thoughts

me: does absolutely nothing all day for the 24th day in a row

chronic illness: big day right bud?? You deserve a nap!!!! snzzzzzz 😴 you can do the tasks u have been needing to do tomorrow !!!

me: does absolutely nothing all day for the 25th day in a row

chronic illness: big day right b

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

tumblr ads until 2018: look at this weird submarine look at this weird fish look at this weird airplane! do not approve this ad fhgjafdahjdkg1. insurance discounts for seniors 85+!

tumblr ads 2018-2022: buy disney buy aamazon buy hulu buy disneysplus buy netflix you should kill yourself now. buy amazon

tumblr ads 2022: shave your balls!!! buy a bong! pray with an app! shave your fucking balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game